Simpsons soundbites for cell phones?

Inspired by this Pit thread, which is about novelty ringtones for one’s cell phone, does anyone know where I could find some Simpsons soundbites to use as rings for my phone?

I would LOVE to have my phone say “I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are,” every time my phone rings.

How about “Ahoy-hoy”?

I think you’re missing what I mean, Frosty. I’m looking for sites where I could find Simpsons quotes in a format that would enable me to download them to my cell phone as a ringtone.

If you have bluetooth capability, you could probably transfer most audio files, assuming your phone has the ability to play them.

What’s “bluetooth?”

Well, using the phones voice recorder you can record whatever you like off the telly. Then set this as your tone. This definatley works on nokia phones.

Mind you, you are placing yourself in MORTAL DANGER if it ever goes off around me!
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I’m going to try to record/find the following for incoming calls:

Chief Wiggum: “You’ve got the wrong number, this is 9-1… 2.”
Mr. Burns: “The telephone has been ringing for some time. Answer it!”
Mr. Burns: “Hmm? What? How dare you disturb me during naptime!”

Or for voicemail notification:

Homer: Here are your messages; “You have 30 minutes to move your car”; “You have 10 minutes to move your car”; “Your car has been impounded”; “Your car has been crushed into a cube”; “You have 30 minutes to move your cube”.

(Phone rings) Mr. Burns: “Is it about my cube”? :smiley:

Does your phone have unlimited internet/ data transfer? Through some Cingular promotion, I go unlimited transfer for free, so here is what I do:

Edit whatever particular clip to my liking (15 seconds seems to be more than long enough). Upload the mp3 to a website (either use your own space or borrow a friend’s for a few). IM the link to the phone. Go to the website, save the MP3. Voila!

Otherwise? No idea.

I know that our Motorolas have ports in the bottom that can be connected to the computer via data cables, which can be found on eBay, along with the required software:

http://cgi.ebay.com/USB-MOTOROLA-V188-V180-V3-RAZR-V220-MPX200-DATA-CABLE_W0QQitemZ5854439688QQcategoryZ35209QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I know that our Motorolas have ports in the bottom that can be connected to the computer via data cables, which can be found on eBay, along with the required software:

http://cgi.ebay.com/USB-MOTOROLA-V188-V180-V3-RAZR-V220-MPX200-DATA-CABLE_W0QQitemZ5854439688QQcategoryZ35209QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem