Since 9 was foiled by us humans ...

V1 and V2 both bombed (especially in London), but V3-V7 were even worse until V8 brought back the glory.

Plan 6 was “kittens for everyone.”

Formulas 1-408 were utter and complete failures.

Heinz 56? Sucked.

After Malcolm I through IX did poorly, I’m surprised Malcolm X was made.

You should have heard how bland and saccharine Kenny A through F were…

U1 was a Ska band.

UB39 was even worse.

I dunno, I kinda liked UB23.

Blink 181? A lesbian ska band.

Crimson 1 was a terrible solo artist
Rust 2 was a duet that couldn’t find a recording contract
Scarlet 3 was trio who was gone with the wind.
Burgundy 4 was a Barbershop quartet who was deemed to old fashioned

So we got Maroon Five

Street Bridge Songs 1 thru 58 didn’t make anyone feel groovy.

Rainy Day Women #1-11 and #13-34 were just skanks.

Don’t get me started about Absorbine Senior.

The fifty-first way to leave your lover should not be discussed in polite company.

I’m suddenly reminded of how Babylon stations 1 through 4 blew up and sank into the swamp, or something like that.

Agents 001 through 006 all fell prey to assorted lasers, shark tanks, buzz saws, etc.

Areas 1-25 are all decoys. Areas 26-50 contain surplus toilet seat covers, shamwows, and over priced bolts.

Take my advice, don’t even think about staying in a Motel 5.

…Or a Super 7, for that matter.