V1 and V2 both bombed (especially in London), but V3-V7 were even worse until V8 brought back the glory.
Plan 6 was “kittens for everyone.”
Formulas 1-408 were utter and complete failures.
Heinz 56? Sucked.
After Malcolm I through IX did poorly, I’m surprised Malcolm X was made.
You should have heard how bland and saccharine Kenny A through F were…
U1 was a Ska band.
UB39 was even worse.
I dunno, I kinda liked UB23.
Blink 181? A lesbian ska band.
Crimson 1 was a terrible solo artist
Rust 2 was a duet that couldn’t find a recording contract
Scarlet 3 was trio who was gone with the wind.
Burgundy 4 was a Barbershop quartet who was deemed to old fashioned
So we got Maroon Five
Street Bridge Songs 1 thru 58 didn’t make anyone feel groovy.
Rainy Day Women #1-11 and #13-34 were just skanks.
Don’t get me started about Absorbine Senior.
The fifty-first way to leave your lover should not be discussed in polite company.
I’m suddenly reminded of how Babylon stations 1 through 4 blew up and sank into the swamp, or something like that.
Agents 001 through 006 all fell prey to assorted lasers, shark tanks, buzz saws, etc.
Areas 1-25 are all decoys. Areas 26-50 contain surplus toilet seat covers, shamwows, and over priced bolts.
Take my advice, don’t even think about staying in a Motel 5.
…Or a Super 7, for that matter.