Hoping T does not live by poetry, and unable to contain myself after discovering that tom~ can quote LOTR:
You ask for a poem.
I offer you a blade of grass.
You say it is not good enough.
You ask for a poem…
You ask for a poem.
And so I write you a tragedy about
How a blade of grass
Becomes more and more difficult to offer,
And about how as you grow older
A blade of grass
Becomes more difficult to accept.
This is my feeling. I don’t think the person is a troll, just new to the process of posting.
All your base are taste of cat food? 
I dont post many replies because you’re all cleverer than me…
…cleverer is a word right? :smack:
How do I get my cat to stop tasting like grass pie?
How do I get my pie to stop tasting the grass cat?
:::Mmmm… resistance. Want cat food now!:::
Man, my name gets mentioned in the strangest places!
I do like pie, though.
Tris
Three cats (each of whom has a name ending with ~gry) park on the driveway of a restaurant and order pies, what are happened to the missing base smell food?
[Ralph Wiggum]
My cats breath smells like pie grass.
[/Ralph Wiggum]
Grass? Pie? You mean clever old Alice baked more than just brownies?
Is God greener on the other side of the hill?
[Garbo] I vant to be a lawn[/Garbo]
Is the pie breath gassier on the other side of the grass cat?
[Queen Victoria]
We are not amused. (where is my cat?)
[/Queen Victoria]
damn elucidator!!
that was perfect!
(and I always admire a perfect lawn)
And why is it that these newbies always want to talk Cosmic?
Is God A Homo?
If God Is Jewish, Is He Circumcised?
If Jesus Could Walk On Water, Could He Pee On His Sandals?
Do you think maybe they expect us to be stunned by the profundity?
Inside Time Cube.
Well, he has been officially warned. The wheels of justice have begun to grind. If he doesn’t shape up, he’ll be shipped out. I’m fully satisfied that he doesn’t require an instant of my time or attention.
Can God Go Back In Time, and Ignore A Newbie?
:eek: