A great show! You’re not a nerd for loving it.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I hate to nitpick, but, for the sake of historical accuracy, aren’t you thinking of Randy Quaid?
Me thinking? Apparently not. You’re right… t’was Randy, good ol’ cousin Eddie.
Thanks for that.
Okay Lieu, I’m not sure I want to know the answer, but how did you exactly come across this story - please don’t tell me you were Googling.
Shitter’s full! :eek:
[best commercial voice over voice]Is your dog constipated…?[/bcvov]
What she said.
I just want a copy of that “Wanted” poster! 
Gotta love the language that they used to describe the acts:
Placing? Placing? One places a boquet of roses in a vase. One places the vase upon a shelf. One does not place one’s penis in a PIT BULL’S ASS!
As EB might have said: this is a fully fledged bastard of a good point
I wonder what you would call the sexual position they used. . .
I’m having difficulty incorporating this information into my world view.
My mind swims with questions.
How did he get the dog to accept this kind of treatment?
Did he know the dog well or was this some kind of spur of the moment thing?
Had he long fantisized about doing this?
Did he orgasm?
Was the dog’s owner a neighbor or relative?
Why the bottle? Did he think it would lossen her up, or was it a test? “She took the bottle OK, now let’s try Mister Winky!”
Not knowing anything about canine sexual anatomy, was there some anatomical reason to pick the anus over the vagina, or was it simply a matter of preference?
When having interspecies sex, do dogs prefer anal?
How long did this entire episode take?
Did the dog’s owner catch him in the act?
How did the owner’s 911 call go?
How did they determine that this guy stuffed a bottle up the dog’s ass?
This sucks. I hope they catch this guy soon and I can get a copy of the court transcripts. I need answers to these questions!!! :mad: