When I was out to lunch earlier, I noticed that my waiter was named, “Sir Tim.” It made me think of that woman years ago who wore her Star Trek uniform to jury duty, and had her coworkers call her “Commander.”
Mundane and pointless. Yep.
What is the name of the restaurant?
IHoP.
I go in style.
Perhaps his Mama named him before she was out from under the drugs.
I was thinking that perhaps he named himself, but your idea works just as well.
Maybe he really was a “Sir”. Knights have to make a living, too.
Wow, IHoP went all medieval on his ass.
Are you certain it wasn’t Sir Tin?
Obvoiusly, the Queen really enjoyed her waffles but didn’t have money for a tip.
This is clearly the only rational explanation. Well done.
Or maybe he wants to tiptoe through the tulips.