An unbreakable, unstealable LARGE coffee mug for me to take to work. Preferably a funny one which isn’t rude.
Some sort of guitar foot pedal. I know nothing about them, but I think I need to have one. I’m sure there is a decent one for under a hundred.
$50 worth of Lindt or Godiva chocolates. That would be, what, 3 or 4 pieces?? 
Don’t care - I don’t want toys, but I lurves me some chocolate!!
This year’s special edition Lamy AL-Star fountain pen in matte black and a bottle of Omas ink in New Grey. I love fountain pens, and the Lamy AL-Star’ line writes beautifully for the price.
A36 piece Gold Ballotin of assorted Godiva chocolates is exactly $50.
Intriguing question.
Up until today, I would have asked for a coffee grinder, but my best friend and neighbor just decided out of the blue to gift me with one today.
So… hmmm… I need a new printer for my artwork, so perhaps a Canon PIXMA MG2520 Inkjet All-in-One Printer (at US$ 39.00) would fit the bill.
A pony would cost too much, right?
We do have the “Pile O’ Horseshit” Do It Yourself Find-A-Pony Kit at only $39.99. Free delivery, but you have to provide your own shovel.
No refunds.
Hey, I’m an optimist!
I would say a jumbo flyer for my spinning wheel, but that would actually be practical, making the plying process much simpler.
If we’re going full-on frivolous, I’d have to say a small package of wild gold silk.
I want the Laura Mercier Artist’s Palette for Eyes 2013. It was limited edition (sold out online, might still be in some Sephora stores) but I’m getting really into makeup and would love to have some quality eyeshadows. I’ve looked at Stila, Urban Decay, theBalm, etc. and I think this palette is the perfect combo of colors for my hair/eyes/skin tone. It’s frivolous, it’s under $50, and it’s for me… pleeease, Santa? 
Antichamber on Steam looks like fun. I’d like to check out Half-Life, because I love Portal but I think I’d suck at it and games I suck at frustrate me.
If we can be frivolous, and the gift is personal, I’d like a tin of Paul Olsson’s “My Own Blend No. 111” pipe tobacco. It cannot be sourced locally, and my past experiences with it have been from friends who have been kind enough to bring me back a tin from Europe.
It has the sweetness of Virginia, tampered with the bitterness of Louisiana Perique, in just the right proportions. Perfect for a winter’s night by the fire with a good book.
A lotus soap mold, though if it has not been used for soapmaking it can be used for cooking. Make that 2 of them, one for soap, one for cooking. That would be $13.
A custom corzetti stamp, or the proper wood to make one [mrAru is very adept at carving] - the wood would probably still be under the limit.
and a small bottle of nag champa for scenting my soap.
Another keyboard. With lights and an actual, noticeable upslope (that means the part with the numbers keys is higher than the space bar, mkay? I swear some are the other way 'round). One of those screens which tell you who’s talking on teamspeak would be a plus.
Santa can’t get you that for under $50.
Great deal,but I already played bioshock, and while I loved it, it was scary! So I’ll not be playing two, infinite is fine.
Sign me up.
Do read the little chart to identify each one, or do you pick them out randomly? I get My Beloved a box of Godiva almost every year-she doesn’t need to consult the chart.
Eyelashes for my car headlamps please.