Sitcom characters who'd make great action heroes.

And the Flying Man could occasionally help them.

No, his power only really worked on selling Oliver junk and crap as far as I can recall.

Mr. Haney also was able to convince Lisa that her “hotcakes” were edible… without ever tasting them?!.

And as the paintball episode showcased, Abed’s eerily skillful at run-and-gun hijinks.