At least we can let my mom out of the house, unlike yours…
Your order should be ready now.
At least someone wanted a rim job off her.
I wondered what the smell was.
Christ on a STICK, another a*&^%le whining about someone donating “his” inheritance to a good cause!
By the way, I didn’t read the OP or any of the other posts except this one, but if no one has said this yet, you all suck, and if they have said it already, you all suck any way. Mohammed on a SURFBOARD, do you people think I have nothing better to do than to read threads before I post to them? Yeah, right. Like YOU bother to read five pages of s*&t before you put in your .02 cents – NOT! Buddha in a BLENDER, you people are a bunch of hypocritical asshats. Especially the mods!
When a bitch is in heat, that’s not wise. That’s how you came in the world.
Then why are you here? I ordered you DEAD.
Oh. So how was it?
It’s called “soap.”
Thank you! Thank you all, it’s been great, next show’s tomorrow night!
You know you love me!
Jeez, looks like someone had a big bowl of stupid flakes for breakfast. If you can be bothered to drag your eyes up to the top of the page, you’ll see that we are in MPSIMS. Guess your ‘fuck’ was not needed after all.
All that said, the wild card races in both leagues are sure getting exciting. Bud Selig must be a genius. 
My heart is broken.
What the blazes is wrong with some of you dripping cloacas? Can’t you follow simple instructions?
This is supposed to be a profanity-masked thread, you sphincter-lipped poltroons. Please have each of your two brain cells periodically remind the other that you read this simple guideline in the very first uncle-rubbing post and that it is therefore operational for the duration of the thread. Failure to comply is, dare I say, hardly less than evidence of a total cerebral void, you c*nts.
Apropos of nothing, I flipped a coin and got three tails in a row.
I heard the Mods told your SO the same thing…
No, it’s just getting late in the US, and those d***ed lazy Kiwi and Aussie Dopers don’t hold up their end of the board. Are they too busy doing unspeakable things to the sheep to post, or what?
And another thing, Askia, you say you named your two entry dildo after me? I’m flattered, but that’s not what your mom said. She said you named it Pookie, after Garfield’s teddy bear, because you’re such a fan of that strip.
Oh wow !! I’ve been assaulted by a series of stunning rapier ripostes. Hey I’m a big kid I can take it.
I think it was Bertrand Russell who put it best when he said,
“I’m rubber, you’re glue.
That bounces off me and sticks to you !!!”
(Yeah, I was first in line for the Carrot Top yard sale too.)
Whoop-de-do for you, the odds of that happening are merely 1/8th, any rube with time on their hands can do it.
I think I found R2 of Gold Diggers of Broadway in my attic.
Okay, that’s it. This thread has been real nice and all, but when you start belittling my cultural heritage, even unconsciously, I must speak up.
Yes, I’m Irish. What does that mean to you? Four leaf clovers? Fiddle music? Leprechauns and pots of gold and the Blarney Stone? Yeah, real sweet and picturesque, ain’t it? Well, let me tell you something: my people have been oppressed for centuries, starved, beaten, spat upon, mocked, murdered. And your chirping about four leaf clovers and the wee folk and all that crap just whitewashes the centuries of agony my people have been forced to endure. It belittles the strength we’ve needed in order to endure. I hope I’ve given you something to think about, in your tiny, privileged, Protestant soul.
I would’ve been here sooner to lay waste to this thread, but I’ve been too busy cranking down all of your mothers.
Now…
Hell, now I’m just too tired from all the digging.
I’m going to bed. So please, all of you, kindly shut your cock sockets.
Insomnia is a very real affliction, and you don’t seem to care at all. I just hope your dreams reveal the truth because your waking life seems to be an oblivious fantasyland.
But at least the stars shine bright and beautiful tonight.
By that, you mean the other team scored more points that you? Friggin loser. Liberals like you are the reason why are children are such pansies. “You’re all winners.” No they’re not. They suck, and they must learn to deal with itl!
This annoyed me more than I care to admit.
You still here? Get a life you loser! And a bath!
Says the man who posted three minutes behind me…
Ok, I was having a bath, sorry it took so long.
Licking your privates with your tongue is not really having a bath.
Shit. That was a bit strong. I haven’t had coffee yet. Hard to gauge me crankiness.