Mouse is an odd name for a two entry dildo.
You want me to cite you’ve seen a twat, have a twat or know what to do with a twat? The answer to all three is, “Probrably not.”
My comment and your breath. Yuck.
In addition to polka, I enjoy rap.
Oh? What have you named yours?
silenus, you’re not allowed swearing in MPSIMS. You could get a warning for that.
By the by, what does that red triangular icon do?
“Anne Neville.”
(But that was good!)
There’s mice being killed here and all you can talk about is icons? Heartless b*****d.
Askia, you missed the ‘c’ off rap.
rayh, the list of things you’re missing would start with “clean underwear,” end with “work” and have “teeth” somewhere in the middle.
Did I mention I’m a little overweight? I’m thinking of going on a diet.
Whilst all this is unfortunately true (really), you elitist p***k, just because you’ve got a job and can afford laundry and proper dental care.
We’ve done the overeating, you fat t**t.
Aw. That’s what your Mom said when she weaned you.
I like Beyonce and Christina Aguilera.
Tsk. It would seem my scathing wit has killed another thread.
Is there NO ONE on this message board with the strength to challenge me?
You leave my mother out of this, you and your slut friends. You don’t need a double ended dildo with Beyonce and Christina Aguilera porking your fat ass.
I’m drinking hot chocolate.
Askia, you proclaim yourself to be a wit.
You’re half-right.
LaurAnge, find a dictionary before you post. The word you seem to object to means “a hole in a hedge.” Some people just have dirty minds. Where do you get of criticising my command of the language? Some of us are trying to learn English, and don’t have the Allah-given skills with it the rest of you Western, effete swine enjoy! Pah! I spit in your general direction!
The day is almost over.
Leave your scat fantasies out of this, you filthy scum.
Damn. The freaks DO come out at night.
Askia, what you got against freaks? Making disparaging comments against people just because they are different to you.
You are the one with the scat fetish, you are you [del]c[/del]rap.
You are so [ultimate insult to get me banned]normal[/ultimate insult to get me banned] you make me want to puke.
Geez, I leave this thread for a little while and I miss out on all of this ? Darn !!
silenus
Gee, what a clever remark. Where’d you get that line? Did Don Rickles have a yard sale?
Stop trying to pretend you have a life saddo.
We could have a battle of wits, but I don’t fight an unarmed opponent.
He did, and you were the first one there.
Robin
The lack of professionalism. Most aren’t as good as your Mom.
Hey, you’re a busy guy, and somebody had to run the meth lab.
HEY. At least he paid cash. You paid in food stamps and rim jobs.
I’m barely breaking a sweat here, people.
Tell us something we don’t know.
Cheap insults are very annoying to those of us who prefer the skewering barb. I can’t tell you how you how offended I am by this example of unoffending offense. But I guess it is time for me to be the one to take the high road.
I think we should all apologize now.
Horses sweat. Gentlemen perspire.
Fine. I’m sorry you showed up again.
Right. And ladies poot.