Because I lost my Bible last week and I’ve been devastated and morally adift ever since. My life is in a shambles and you dare make fun of my situation?
Well, screw you you ass muffin fuckwad mcnugget!!!
You damn masterbaters! That’s why you can’t read small print! And you’re always pushing the masterbation agenda to our children.
Oh, and to everyone else:
Clinton got a blow job!
Is that big enough for your Onanistic eyes, Eve?
Yeah, but even using just one hand on the keyboard, we self-abusers can still spell ‘masturbation’ properly.
See post #17, you insensitive s**t.
Is there really anything as over-rated as mother’s milk? What about our lactose-intolerant infants? Frankly, mother’s milk is so valued simply because fathers can’t make milk. Well sorry. Men can only do so much.
Mother’s milk. Sigh. I’m tired of beating my head aginst a brick wall. And you wonder why fathers don’t feel comfortable here? What’s the point. You’ve all decided how you feel. Dang. I’m sorry. I’ve had enough. I’m leaving this thread until I post in it again.
All this talk about food, it is no wonder you are all fat. All you need is willpower. It’s easy.
I’d give you the finger, but I’m using it right now.
Great. Thanks for reminding me of the coming onslaught of football half-time shows, local parades, and constant TV specials all “paying tribute” to 9/11. A special “fuck you” for reminding me that Bush will probably speak and trot out his old, tired cliches, lies, half-truths and excuses for why we’re still in Iraq.
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
Robin
Yeah, I imagine starting wars, desroying the environment, oppressing people and watching sports can be very time-consuming.
Fat?? F***in’ Fat??? I have a glandular conditon or diabetes or something. It’s not that I eat too much. I bet you go around calling cripples freak too? You BITCH.
It rained today.
2 + 2 is 4 in hexadecimal, you brainless slut. Why don’t you LEARN how different bases actually WORK before you go off accusing people of being biased against them?
Geez, is the American educational system that bad, that I have to teach everybody basic arithmetic now? When I was your age, we learned hexadecimal math in first grade, and wrote our own operating systems in second! And we had to build the computer to run the operating system out of transistors! And we LIKED it, too! Not like you lazy punks with your Microsoft Windows and your X-Boxes.
Yeah sure, and what about Octel? Just because 2+2=4 in octel you think you can forget about it. Fascist.
Transistors? F***ing transistors??? I remeber when we had to use valves, and they used to blow up every 2 seconds. You are your lazy-assed transistors. GET A LIFE!
Crap. You mean I have to go all the way back to page 1 and find post #17 just to figure out what the hell you’re talking about? Screw that! And screw you, too!
[wipes away tears of laughter]
This is a great thread, Eve!
I thought this was especially funny:
I’m wearing sandals with white socks.
Asswipes with no fashion sense should be locked up in their houses all day instead of being allowed out in the world to offend those of us that actually put some effort into their appearance.
Bitch.
I just had spaghetti for dinner, and boy was it tasty!
If by spaghetti you mean “some stranger’s cock” and dinner you mean “crack money”, and tasty “spent quickly” then I believe you, you worthless crack whore.
That said, I really like polka.
It’s octAl, you idiot. The administrators should give everyone a spelling test before allowing them to post.
I don’t have a house, you insensitive clod! Real estate prices are so high here, I doubt I could afford to own a cardboard box under the freeway! Why do you hate Californians?
Isn’t that what drunken hick cheeseheads play at their wedding receptions?
My mouse broke last week, and I had to get a new one.
Cite?
Twat.
:eek: You cruel heartless bastard. You broke your pet mouse??? People like you deserve to be shot. :mad:
I can’t ignore this again, much as I’d like to. I don’t really like polka. Not at all. Please let the pro-Bohemian dance crowd understand we don’t want to hear about this anymore. I don’t even like polka dots. Can you say boring? Guess you really like watching paint dry as well. And why do all these dance names have to end in “a” anyway? Grr!