[Okay, I nearly choked at that one]
So blinded by rage he fails to notice the jackboots on his own feet.
Who here likes the beach?
That’s the second time someone has lumped me in with “you people”! (By the way, the other time was from Eve, your secret girlfriend over there in Poopyheadville. Imagine that.)
I am not “you people.” I don’t appreciate the racist implication. Mods, I request that JohnT be permanently banned.
Vhat deed ju call me?! Bestard.
Do you fing cs always have to talk about food?! You’re sabotaging my diet! And then when my diet fails, you’ll say I’m fat because I have no willpower and I’m a bad person, yada, yada. I could maybe stick to my diet if people didn’t FING TALK ABOUT FOOD ALL THE FING TIME!
Tomorrow will be September 1.
Racist? Can’t you even read? I’m talking about tards.
What? You can’t even wait until August is over before you start rushing her out the door for that new flavor of the month “September”?
You hedonist! You slut! You… Good Humor driver! :mad:
Do you mean you’re having that ersatz, fried goo of fatty hamburger and preservative-enhanced “vegetables” they sell at the local fast food joint, or are you trying to make a recipe you found in a cookbook? Cooking for yourself by ripping off a subsistence meal for impoverished natives – I suppose that’s to indicate your solidarity with the poor. I have news for you seven-percent-of-the-population-but-sixty-percent-of-the-resources spoiled babies. Tomorrow you can go back to raping and pillaging the earth to fill the pockets of corporate farmers while you fill your cholesterol-laden arteries, but those impoverished natives are STILL going to be scraping together subsistence meals…
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…and yet millions of people in your own country are “free” to go without basic health care because they can’t afford to see a doctor and your ruling classes think decent health care is some form of socialized medicine while Bush and his fat cat cronies…
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…enlightened policy toward mass transit instead of sitting in your SUV for two hours each way to work in your sterile air conditioned offices ignoring the effects on the environment and even your own pocketbooks…
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… deserve what you get after your own President was caught having sex in his office. His successor, the cowboy, needed his own brother to steal the election…
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…culture of mindless violence as seen in your movies which don’t even have intelligent dialog, as that would make them harder to export around the world and further line the pockets…
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…not worth the US$14.95 to subscribe so I’ll just say thank you for the 30-day trail membership but this site really doesn’t interest me after all.
Must every discussion in America come back to September 11? Dear Og, people, give it a rest already!
Please don’t exaggerate. This board is supposed to be about fighting ignorance.
Many of can laugh. Do laugh. These laughs can be mere giggles, effusive chuckles, or even outrageous guffaws. I know of no instance where laughing actually lead to any kind of choking, and I’ve searched the internet for at least three minutes.
So I’m left to assume you are either deliberately telling lies for effect, or you were eating/drinking and posting at the same time. In that latter case the “humorous” remark was not the cause of your supposed near-choking. It was your extreme carelessness.
I identify as a “Her?”
Y’know-- I’ve read post after post of this stupid, peabrained thread and THIS honks me off more than everyone else’s worthless, crappy opinions. I’d expect that kind of revisionist femiNazi crap from the shopping-addled women around here, JohnT. But you? The hell kind of man are you, you pantywaist creep? I’ll bet you’ve named your sons April, May and June.
That said, I gotta say, I really like polka.
I made this same point up in post #109, except with more brevity and less swearing. Next time read the whole thread before posting in it, butthead.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, she was agreeing with you and supporting your viewpoint? No, of course not. You got so excited about the opportunity to call someone a butthead that elementary reasoning completely eluded you.
Asshat.
If your pathetic bleating was typical of the rest of the thread, it would be no wonder she didn’t read it all.
2+2=4
Yeah, well…so’s your face!
You know what? Only three things come from Oklahoma: steers, queers, and ultra right wing Christian Fundamentalist Republicans.
commences searching for napkins with which to clean soda off monitor
Sure, completely leave out all the binary and hexadecimal people just because you don’t happen to agree. Fascist.
Hey, I’m from Oklahoma and I’ll have you know … well … damnit, I’ll think of something!
I happen to be a dyslexic hacker. I’m sorry, are these supposed to be insults? Wow, you really are judgmental of people with learning disorders, aren’t you? Try living with dyslexia for one day, then go throwing the term around like it’s some sort of an insult. And what are hackers supposed to do with their free time? Make friends? Now you’re just being silly.
Yeah, why don’t you look it up in the Bible since you clearly can’t think for yourself!
You should be thanking me for that, BTW. Soda will KILL YOU. It’s full of horrible poisons that turn into formaldehyde when they enter your bloodstream.
Except Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr Pepper. Like mother’s milk, I tell you.