Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit

Fuck all of you.

(All pit rants have to have the word “fuck” in them. It’s the law.)

Well YOU can go join JohnT in Poopyheadville. I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun together.

My girlfriend was paralyzed by a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod.

[quote=Left Hand of Dorkness]

You boycott, and those poor doe-eyed tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money…

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I am sick to freakin’ death of the cervid cliches y’all throw around constantly.

And people who can’t code properly piss me right the fuck off.

[QUOTE=twickster]

[quote=Left Hand of Dorkness]

You boycott, and those poor doe-eyed tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money…

I am *so sick of people who don’t know how to f*cking code.

Pope Benedict XVI is German.

[QUOTE=twickster]

[quote=Left Hand of Dorkness]

You boycott, and those poor doe-eyed tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money…

Maybe if you get hit in the face with a steaming feces pie you’ll be doo-dough-eyed. How 'bout that?

Man, get off your high horse already, a**wipe. We all make mistakes sometimes.

You insensitive b****! You KNOW some of us have eating disorders, and yet you rub our faces in it! In the ice cream that we’re not supposed to have!

Poopyheadville is my home town, you elitist jerk—you gotta problem with that?!

Yeah, well my father is a drunk Good Humor man, you insensitive clod.

Sure twickster, you can toss around the fancy collateral adjectives just fine, but you seriously need a course in remedial coding.

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder
Pope Benedict XVI is German.[/QUOTE]

And we all know what kind of people the Germans are, don’t we. I bet he likes little boys anyway. Maybe you do too, since you’re obviously on some kind of crusade on his behalf.

Goddamned ice cream gave me a short five-minute headache about a decade ago.

Thanks for bringing up that trauma, you assholes - I was just getting over it. My shrink is going to be so pissed!

I guess that explains your incessant promotion of the Good Humor Agenda, doesn’t it?

My father is a drunk, insensitive clod, so f*** you both.

Damnation! This thread can’t even get to page 5 w/o some 'tard Godwinizing the thing! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Huh, my girlfriend’s run-in with the drunk Good Humor man took place in Poopyheadville. Image that.

The so-called “administrators” of this board would do well to get off their lazy butts and make it so that people could modify their posts when they make a coding mistake. It’s not like they really do anything here. Just sitting around reading all day - yeah, that’s a real tough job. :rolleyes:


I like pie.

You people?” We all know what that’s code for. Racist bastard.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food!

You feed him that nasty stuff out of a can? You should feed him only real tuna. I’m reporting your ass to PETA.