And how many little old ladies did you knock into the bushes while walking around with your head down? Inconsiderate road-hog.
I love everybody!
(oh god please let me get this in first)
DAMN GAYS! With your loose morals, sleeping around with everyone, ruining the moral fabric of society!
I took a poll:
It’s not reciprocated. Not even close.
Black magic and superstition will send your soul to rot in hell with with the f*gs, baby killers and Jews. Fred Phelps Forever (FPF2005.org)!
cough[sub]slut[/sub]cough
Way to insult everyone who was not born unto a wedded couple. Ever stop to think for a second that certain couples don’t want to get married, and therefore all of their children will be bastards? Even if teh child were the result of teenage hormone’s and Jose Cuervo, how does that give you the right to insult the child, by calling him/her a bastard? Congratulations on damning the son for the sin’s of his father.
:wally
Yeah, bring Wally into this. Real nice. D*ck.
My grandma just donated her estate to the Pediatric AIDS Foundation!
You know what’s really scary? I have to keep reminding myself that we’re all just joshin’. We are, right? Because this thread is like them funhouse mirrors.
Doesn’t give a shit about the graying of America or the people in New Orleans, does she?
Poor foolish non-believer. You have no idea what you are missing. There is magic in the world, if you open your eyes to see it. There are spirits speaking to you, if you would only open your ears to hear them. The Otherworld wants to embrace you, if you would only open your heart and accept it.
This is not a matter of this century, last century, or the next century. The timeless beauty of the alternate world speaks its love to us through the smallest mysteries…such as the four-leaf clover.
I hope that someday you find such a little clover Anaamika, and you can experience the overwhelming joy of the Otherness, of peacefulness of the Whole.
But until then, keep your short-sighted, close-minded, destructive pus-oozing to yourself!
“Teh”? Teh?? Are you dyslexic or a hacker? Man. :mad: :smack: :mad:
Oh, great—way to not only insult people in a MPSIMS thread, but dredge up the whole “is Wally really dead?” issue again.
What the hell is it with you people and the teeny-tiny typefaces? Tryimg to make us all go goddam blind or something, just to be cute?
Speaking of moral fabric, my friends from PETA have informed me that rayon is made out of the compressed uvulas of one-week-old vivisected Beagles. Let’s all boycott synthetic fabrics before there are no more puppydogs left in the world.
That’s the most racist thing I’ve seen all day, you stereotype perpetuator!
And honestly, this thread marks the first time I’ve ever seen anyone suggest a person could gain “cultural superiority” through the viewing of an Andrew Lloyd Webber production.
Eve
I know this is the Pit but I’ll still try to tone down my language. You said “1) Flowers smell nice.” I’d have to agree with you - in part - but the fact is that flowers used to smell nice. And when did this change occur? January 20, 2001 the day you-know-who came to power.
Someone mentioned the flower contract was given to Halliburton. Not true. On January 20, 2001, all domestic sales of flowers came under the iron-fisted rule of the “shadow government”, the Tri-Lateral commission and a certain member of the Skull and Bones Fraternity at Yale. Since that day, all American flower-growing has been outsourced to third world countries such as Mozambique and Singapore. This allows those in power to reap huge profits by exploiting the most poverty-stricken areas of the world. Through no fault of their own, the residents of these exploited countries cannot replicate the delicate aromatic essence of flowers that were previously grown here in America. But does “Dubya” care about the decrease in quality OR the loss of American jobs? No!! Not so long as he and his cronies can reap unconscienable profits.
Oh and due to the completely inept handling of the economy since a certian Commaner In Chief came to power on January 20, 2001, flowers have become outrageously expensive. To all the Red Staters I say - you voted him in - I hope you are happy. HARUMPH !!! :mad:
And I’m surprised no one has brought this up until now !!!
(By the way, this is a funny thread you started Eve. The parodies of all the “Pit” rants (and replies) are well-done by all the “Dopers” who have responded.)
Sure, sure, it’s easy for you elitist liberals to say that while you sip your organic Chardonnay and play with your Susie-Bright-approved vibrators. Don’t you know that your boycott is just going to hurt children in third-world factories? You boycott, and those poor doe-eyed tots will be fired from the factory where they made the money to buy their poor sainted parents the medicine they need to live. They’ll be reduced to collecting, washing, and reselling used band-aids that they find in hotel garbage cans, in order to make ends meet.
[sub]the “Puppies are cute? They get euthanized, that’s how cute they are!” turns up in my line of work at least once a month; and my first girlfriend, after I told her that she looked pretty in skirts, told me that the comment made her want to burn all her skirts. So no “lovely earrings” comments from this traumatized boy![/sub]
Daniel
I have to hijack this for a minute and say that this is one of the funniest threads I have read.
EVER. 
Carry on. 
Take your finger off the shift key, Sherlock. There’s no need to scream.
But what have YOU done?
Just as I thought.
And remember. We are all winners when we play fairly. That’s why we shake hands after the game.
“Sainted?” You just had to bring religion into it, didn’t you, you fluff-headed, pink-unicorn-worshipping loony. It’s a crutch, I tells you—a crutch!
I like ice cream.