Flowers smell NICE?!?! NICE?!?!!
Flowers used to smell nice till George Bush gave Haliburton the contract for flowers.
And those oh so nice ear rings I’m wearing today can’t be worn by my children due to the fact that those elitist liberals won’t completly eliminate the estate tax. The ear rings will be taken away and given to a welfare mother in Detroit.
Puppies are cute. - Sorry, got nothing on that.
I know I’m not supposed to say this, but when I read such extremist diatribes from the radical cur-kissing element, I know that it is time to just pull up the lawnchair and watch the fireworks.
How dare you claim to be the know-all about puppies?! Geesh. This is going to get real ugly real fast.
Actually, the flowers have been smelling bad since 1999, when You-Know-Who was in power.
Hello, cite? Way to make unsubstantiated claims without proper documentation. Here on the SDMB, we don’t tolerate you n00bs who think you can just waltz in and say whatever you like without a cite.
“The sky is blue”? “The grass is green”? F*** that, b****, I want some independant verification of those statements! And Wikipedia does not count as a valid cite. :mad:
That’s just great. Now we’re just multiplying out of control and have a whole new generation to consume dwindling resources and pollute the environment. Don’t bother considering the impact irresponsible breeding has on the earth or anything, bitch. Selfish bastards.
Gaudere’s Law in acshun.
It’s bad enough you’re encouraging the enslavement of your fellow animals with your “puppies are cute” mentality but you also are encouraging the genocide of our plant siblings with your “flowers smell nice” hate speech. You’re just like Hitler, encouraging people to kill the Jews. All lifeforms deserve to live and be free.
Just the kind of sexist remark I’d expect from a Nazi.
How are we supposed to take you seriously when you can’t even spell “independent” right?
My snack tastes good.
If you want to embalm yourself with a bag of deep-fried toxic chemical slivers, be my guest. Just don’t ask me to pay for your medical needs later.
How do you know s/he’s snacking on chemicals? It could be carrots. Sheesh. Jump to conclusions much?
Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg! Don’t you know that beef jerky is tested on animals? Sweaty s************s, I don’t know how some people can live with themselves.
Oh look, I found a nickel.
Lamest.posts.ever.
No wonder you have such a high post count when you continually post trite crap like this. You are such an attention whore. At least have the decency to give your thread a descriptive title so those of us with some sense can avoid wasting our time opening it. How about this title: Stupid crap I’m posting to pad my post count because I don’t have a life.
Get some therapy, bitch.
You’re all very insenstive, posting your lovey-dovey nicey-nice statements when people are dying down in New Orleans. You make me sick.
Robot Arm that nickel belongs to someone. Don’t you think you are stealing by not returning it to its rightful owner?
Percentages, my friend, percentages.
You know the snack isn’t carrots. I know the snack isn’t carrots. Quit living in your whoo-whoo dreamland for just a tiny moment and you might just notice how few people are snacking on carrots.
And, by the way, carrots are root crops. They “grow” in a pesticide laden sludge-stew of chemical pseudosoil, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, diseased manure, polluted water runoff, and who knows what else. Then these genetically engineered franken-karrots are picked by filthy-handed workers in unsanitary conditions and packed off for a thousand plus mile drive to some rat-infested, improperly refrigerated storehouse. Weeks later, our limp, vitamin-drained orange/brown sticks are laid out by uncaring underpaid produce lackeys and left for a week or two until some doe-eyed clueless grocery victim bags them in plasticine-leaking non-biodegradable sacks and totes them home to potato chip lovin’ junior.
What a friggin’ improvement.
And a big “thank you” to those kind people who helped out when my car broke down.
But liberals hate puppies, just like they hate God.
F that. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Don’t come crying to me, Argentina! :mad:
Btw, my wife is a wonderful woman.
Don’t I know it.
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You’re bordering on copyright infringement, dude. Lowlife trying to pretend that “Argentina” phrase is your own. I bet you and your wonderful wife snuck in to the theatre, too. In case you’re unaware, poor people can’t afford to see Broadway plays - why do you have to rub our faces in your cultural superiority???
You ought to be thankful somebody took pity on your ass when that piece of shit clunker broke down yet again, you turd muncher! If you’d drive a decent car, then people wouldn’t have to waste their time always "helping poor ol’ Biotop stranded on the road again. I bet your co-workers really appreciate how often you either show up late for work or call and say you can’t come in because that assheap of a clunker you drive broke down again. Why don’t you quit being such a wanker and buy a damn decent vehicle! It’s people like you who drive up the cost of gas driving around in those foul odor emitting heaps that probably get what 50 yards to a gallon? Quit fkin wasting our time with your little tales of woe about that broken down sstain of a car you drive. You @%&*( felchin’ #$%@^%@
I just won the lottery!