Post 1: This crap sounds familiar…Is that a sock I smell? With little eyes glued on it?
Post: 2: Fck you, duchebag! Why does there always have to be some fcktwt with some holier-than-thou attitude ragging on newbies? Just because you have 8000 posts and your start date pre-dates Jesus doesn’t give you the right to be an sshole. This is why this place sucks nowadays. I’ve been lurking for 14 years, and I know more than you cckholes understand. I am not a fcking sock, and I know that such accusations are against the rules here. I am a unique and beautiful flower, who happens to have an opinion on puppies. I don’t give a fck if you think my writing style sounds like somebody else. I know better, and you can eat sht and die! This place Fcking sucks, and so do Americans! I hate Americans! You’re an sshole, but I won’t let myself get upset over a worthless cnt like you! I hope you enjoy your little fcking online hoity-toity clique. I’m sure it’s the only one you’ve ever been a part of. Now I’m sure everyone’s going to jump on your fcking bandwagon and call me an sshole and a duchebag. Well, enjoy your fun, you pathetic loosers. You can have your fcking message board life. I’m out of here. You Fcking c*ntwarts, I hate you! :mad:
Well, in the lazy bastard’s book of ways to make a living, I guess it beats sucking d*ck.
I think you misspelled “government-run tax on dumb people”. Not only that, but when you win it, they take at least half of it back in taxes! Which they use to advertise the “lottery” as you so laughingly call it. And they advertise it on shows only dumb people watch, like Jerry Springer. You’re probably not going to do anything productive with the money anyway. Probably, you’ll just buy more goats to felch. Asshat.
It’s posts like this that make me believe that the SDMB should be paying me to post here.
Look, missbunny (if that’s even your real name :dubious: ), there are two facts I’d like to impress upon you - that is, if you can actually hold two facts in your head:
The original line is “Don’t cry for me, Argentina.” My line was “Don’t cry to me, Argentina.” Completely, totally different.
I saw the movie. At a friends house. So don’t come crying to me, Argentina, about your supposed moral superiority just because you think you’re poorer than me! I couldn’t even afford to go dutch on a $1 rental! Beat that! You can’t? Well, who’s superior now, misssmartypants???
Once again, the Capitalist Oppressors flaunt their wealth in front of the starving Workers of the World. Did you produce anything to earn that nickel? NO! You found it. It rightfully belongs to some downtrodden worker who slaved long and hard in a corporate-owned sweatshop, trying to feed her children, and you just pick it up and put it in your pocket! You swine! Come the Revolution, you and yours will be the first to go to the wall!
Once again, the cultural heritage of the indigenous peoples of Meso-American are strip-mined for “Western Civilization’s” endless appetite for novelty.
God, answer a simple question and get your ass jumped all over for it! What bug crawled into your ass, munched a nest into your colon, and then started pumping out kids?
