The board is wonky tonight…bumped me off before I was done (something to avoid when setting that perfect, romantic scene:D) and then posted a version with a typo I had corrected. :mad:
What you’re all ignoring is that guys wear socks in pr0n, and guys in p0rn are in pron for a reason.
Um, I mean, I’ve heard.
Aww, that’s adorable, then.
I believe you mean ≥18 months.
There’s no reason you can’t have drunk, sloppy, awkward sex on your anniversary. If you do it right, it’s not like you’ll even remember anyway.
Depends how good he is with his hands.
Yeah, because they’re skeezy looking so that the hetero men watching don’t feel intimidated. Also, there is plenty of porn with sockless dudes. That I recall, anyway. I think I would have noticed if they were wearing socks, since socks bug me.
Aw we’re just razzing him. We’re a kind and gentle bunch, you know. Didn’t you hear that MeanOldLady cried during the Lion King?
Do this. Trust me.
Ahem. Almost cried. No actual tears were shed.
Just like Toy Story for me…see! We’re very tender.
Adorableness does not preclude razzing. But it does generally lower contempt.
I know. I even got all concerned for the nonstick coating on someone’s griddle yesterday.
Pussy.
Ha! See, this is why I shouldn’t read the SDMB while on the phone. My voice broke into an almost-chuckle out loud. The guy was probably wondering wtf was so funny, but he almost-chuckled back. I think I’m safe.
It takes a *real *man to cry at the sight of a marred nonstick coating.
It takes a real woman to recognize a marred nonstick coating.
No, the chunks of toxic shit flaking off are usually pretty self-evident.
I don’t know what to suggest since I don’t know your gf, but wanted to say congrats man. I remember your posts about having trouble with girls. You seem like a good guy so I am glad that you found a girl who appreciates ya.
My boyfriend and I did celebrate “Monthaversaries” when we started out. If other people dont understand, oh well. 