Sixseven is a demented half-wit stalker!

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

Help! Sixseven is a demented half-wit stalker! Of his or her (hereafter it) 24 posts here, 7 have been devoted to moronic misreadings of my posts. They are hard to read because of their idiocy, and because of the refusal on its part to use the fucking quote function! Furthermore, it refuses to use my handle, and has devolved from a misspelling of my name, to Barbarian man (which the poster named Barbarian would probably not appreciate) to Destruction Man.

The following typifies the bullshit.

In response to a post of Huerta88, in which Huerta88 suggested that soccer moms lean liberal, and that liberals are idealistic and believe that everyone thinks the way that they do, I put forth two separate questions, to wit:

One quick question: Aren’t soccer moms more typically conservative?

A slower observation: Aren’t conservatives just as likely to think that everyone else shares their view, and if they don’t, well they just better or they’ll get what is coming?

sixseven responded:

Posted by Barbarian man:

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One quick question: Aren’t soccer moms more typically conservative?

huh?
Sounds like an unresolved soccer mom fixation hidden there somewhere.

A slower observation: Aren’t conservatives just as likely to think that everyone else shares their view, and if they don’t, well they just better or they’ll get what is coming?

“just better or they’ll get what is coming?”… is that a threat, from a Barbarian, no less? Soccer moms, beware…

The world has room for all on the political spectrum.

I tried to clarify for sixseven as follows:

Brilliant observations. Absolutely. Not only are you unable to see the source for my question about soccer moms, but you are also unable to parse my second statement to understand that a: it has nothing to do with soccer moms, and b: the threat in the statement is not from me.

Eventually you may even figure out how to click on the quote button.

I got this in return:

Parse this, Destruction Man:

a. If YOU yourself used the copy button like I did, then YOU would be a whole lot clearer, since your entry is written like a blatant attack on soccer moms

and

b. As for the threat, you made it. You clearly said “they’ll get what’s coming.” Not a very good thing to say to keep alive your delusional dreams of becoming president (see the thread “Bush is Frightening” ) Did you really think you’d be president just because of what I, a total stranger said sarcastically? We do not need a barbaric soccer mom hater like you as president.

So before you blast me for not using my “quote” function, try using your copy function. At least I’m making an attempt at clarity.

Shithead. The fucking two things are separate, and I was not threatening anyone. I was engaging in hyperbole and suggesting that conservatives also want to believe that others think like they do, but become aggressive if others do not. Disagree if you like, but at least try to understand, especially after I fucking explain it twice (now three times).

I would figure it is better to ignore such simpletons, but it follows me! Minding my own business in another thread, I posted my opinion on Bush’s failure to secure cooperation from other countries. sixseven haunted me with this (you may be able to determine that mine are the first portions, the ones without spelling, logic and intellectual deficiencies:

From Barbarian man:

Don’t be obtuse. Our failure to secure but the merest scintilla of global support (your “etc.” notwithstanding) is pathetic and leaves us with our Johnson swinging in the wind.

Take your obscene language to the BBQ pit. I don’t want ANY images in my mind of your lousy Johnson swinging in the wind. That’s discusting. I’m flagging your Johnson comment to the moderators immediately.

Bush had fostered a nascent collaborative relationship with Putin, who now has to come out condemning our actions and affirming that he too would have used his veto against our resolution. We apparently couldn’t even pay Turkey enough to secure their cooperation.

That’s Turkey’s problem! They are greedy opportunistic pigs.

Our “uniter not a divider” has divided this country and the world in ways unimaginable, and only the most dim-witted and partisan would suggest that the “liberal” media had a thing to do with it.

What is with you and your quotes? There is no liberal or conservative media, there is both, you can’t say the media is totally one way or the other!

Failing to get cooperation is a failure of diplomacy. Apparently sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

This whole thing is just as much SadDAMN’s fault as you think it’s Bush’s. And you know it. Sadamn has screwed up his country and diplomacy. And now whether you like it or not we are at war and it’s not all the fault of the USA!

So, I felt my first pitting was in order, just so I could say: Shut the fuck up you half-witted moron! If you had anything remotely interesting, novel, intelligent, or even humorous, you might not be a waste of neurons. Believe me, I do not want 33% of your time – find someone else to annoy or stop your visual polyp scan. If you must insist on being a fucking clutch and not letting go of me, then I have two requests: CLICK ON THE FUCKING QUOTE BUTTON, and have someone proof read your posts for spelling and cognition. Oh, and have a point, fucknut. They call me Hentor the Barbarian.

[Bryan_Ekers]

I feel vaguely dumber for opening a thread in which a newbie trashes another newbie.

You can fight it out at recess, fellows.

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

Aw, gee, Bryan, I’m sorry. At what point can I pit someone? I mean, is it a certain number of posts, or more of a duration of time? Or should I leave it in GD? Thanks for your help. Numbnut.

[leander]

I’m not sure either are “newbies” – just superlurkers.

[Caught_Work]

You tell 'em. Bloody Oldbies and their high post count.

[3trew]

Silly newbie that I am, I was going to look at the merits of the pitting. I’ll just shut up now and post quietly until my six month probationary period is up.

[Antimanics]

This “rant” is weak and hard to follow. You’re giving us “newbies” a bad name.

When a poster is as hostile as you are during your reply to sixseven, the reaction from sixseven should be expected. Even I’ve learned this in the thirty-something posts I’ve made and the dozenish months lurked.

Chill out. You’ll get over it.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

*Originally posted by Caught@Work *
**You tell 'em. Bloody Oldbies and their high post count. **

Well, they wouldn’t have such a high post count if they had something better to do with their time. Like looking at bukkake.

What is bukkake? Bukkake is a Japanese art form…

[Bryan_Ekers]

Okay, you’re not newbies.
You are, however, idiots.

[Ludovic]

Assuming the posts are as quoted, i have a certain conclusion about object of OP…and in d+d they would regenerate.

[Jonno]

I’m tempted to agree with Ludy. I’ve skimmed the threads in question and Sixseven comes off as a hostile moron. I’m thinking the handle refers to his I.Q. and not his age.

[Jack_Batty]

Fuck you guys are being harsh.

If this thread had been started by an “established poster” it’d be four page pile-on by now.

[Beagle]

CLICK ON THE FUCKING QUOTE BUTTON

Or, make one with [qute]stuff[/qute]. Watch,

stuff

The dotted lines hurt my head.

[Homebrew]

Hentor, I’m disappointed. You had a perfect opportunity to use a Chicago (movie version) quote to describe this gnat:

With just one more brain
What half-wit he’d be

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

*Originally posted by Homebrew *
**Hentor, I’m disappointed. You had a perfect opportunity to use a Chicago (movie version) quote to describe this gnat: **

Thanks, Homebrew! I’ll add that to the repertoire, although I haven’t seen the movie yet. After Entrapment, I tend to avoid Catherine Zeta-Jones films.

[Winston_Smith]

*Originally posted by Jack Batty *
**Fuck you guys are being harsh.

If this thread had been started by an “established poster” it’d be four page pile-on by now. **

YEAH! Let’s bash the Newbie!

Uh. Wait a minute. I take that back.

:scampers back to MPSIMS:

[elf6c]

*Originally posted by Jack Batty *
**Fuck you guys are being harsh.

If this thread had been started by an “established poster” it’d be four page pile-on by now. **

Maybe if it didn’t suck, or anyone cared about the posters or the topic. But, if we use logic, then the protests of newbie-oppression would look a bit silly.

Also, points lost for failing to mention the “Clique”, “Nazi’s” or “asshats”.

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Cliche buster:

People are not being mocked because they are new posters, they are being mocked because they are idiots. And its fun.

[Shodan]

Originally posted by sixseven
I’m flagging your Johnson…

Perhaps you two are closer than you like to admit.

Regards,
Shodan

[coosa]

I’ve encountered Hentor the Barbarian here before, and he appears to be a reasonable and intelligent individual. Sixseven, on the other hand, appears to be lacking a few vital IQ points. I’m not sure if this is due to immaturity or stupidity - hopefully immaturity, as this means his condition may improve with age.

[Tars_Tarkas]

*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF *
**Well, they wouldn’t have such a high post count if they had something better to do with their time. Like looking at bukkake.
**

AHH!!! I was almost able to look at elmer’s glue again, but now it goes back into the cabinet. Repressed memories of things seen on the web suck.