Skald, please, please tell me I'm very, very wrong

My thing was that, while I knew you were joking in that thread, I didn’t know you were joking about having ever dated. I thought you were just joking about getting into a fight.

And I posted in that thread, so if I’m confused, it doesn’t surprise me that others were as well.

And I’m not touching the OP.

FTR, I don’t need you to answer to the sock question. I don’t care. But really, don’t play dumb. It’s obvious what people mean by that, considering you’re willing to answer this OP’s question for Skald, and sign your post as him. But hey, maybe you were just keeping up the awesome, amusing riffing from the old thread.

I don’t know Skald personally. I don’t read his hypotheticals, but I think he has a lot of good things to say on other subjects. I don’t know if the subject was brought up in the other Skald rape pit thread, but isn’t possible that Skald himself was a victim of some sort of sexual abuse, and that would explain his interest in the subject as well as why he attends some sort of support group?

Oh come on. Everybody knows men are never sexually assaulted, molested, or raped. Or when they are, it’s funny! Like in prison. Prison rape is *totally *hilarious.

What I can’t understand is exactly who people think are doing these rapes? Because essentially what they’re saying is that there is some horrible person in prison, and that horrible person in prison deserves a victim he can rape. Because all of those guys in the prison already? They are exactly the same sort of person these people are wanting to get raped, they just have lower profile cases.

Chortling over a rapist having a new victim strikes me as pretty reprehensible, even if I could understand chuckling over the rape in the first place (and I can’t).

Yeah, I suppose it’s somewhat clearer, although you still haven’t explained post# 11 in this thread.

I won’t speak to the sock thing, since I’m not the one who brought it up.

And don’t call me splatter.

Okay splatterpunk - apologies for wrongfully omitting the ‘punk’.

Post #11 was a joke. Based on the OP’s plea, and the existence of the other thread here of similar nature.

Though I’m am aware that it was Myrnalene waving the sock thing and not you, FTR and to those who care for an answer, I am not a sock.
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AqualungBats5th**, really, I wasn’t playing dumb. I AM that dumb. I wasn’t answering for **Skald **- see paragraph 2.

BigT, I must be much better than I think I am. I was joking about having ever dated and getting into a fight. (As was Skald. Obviously.)

jsgoddess, I would say that I was less an indignant troll, than a confused idiot with a throwaway line or two, no mint, and no money.

And just to make the confession complete, for those that seem to find me capable of the inflammatory and duplicitous acts of trolling, and/or being a sock, I had to look the terms up to know what they mean.

Now that’s funny.

No problem, atterpu.

Whatever, fake girlfriend. You are the same fucking kind of obnoxious cunt. Oh! perhaps I should just call you fake “Kim.”

***WTF?!?

***Are you broken?

I don’t think I understand this thread very well.

A joke? I dun geddit.

Well, that settles that.

Then what were you doing? Oh, yeah. Joking.

Obviously? Apparently not.

:confused:

No, not really funny at all.

So, because of the thread where you pretended to be his girlfriend, you decided to pretend to be him.

…yeah. Well, I guess I’m inclined to trust your opinion on how intelligent you are.

I don’t know what it is that I have done that has offended you all so much. So you don’t get my jokes. So what?

Is brevity a dirty word? Can ya lighten up?

Hmm. So if I were about to complain that Skald hasn’t bothered to participate in this thread, you’re suggesting I should maybe not bother?

Oh hell no! No thread is complete without your input. If you know what I mean.:slight_smile:

I don’t routinely read the Pit. I only heard of this and the other thread because I was sent a head’s-up by someone who does.

Zhen’ka, please do not refer to other poster as “cunts.” See here for a list of terms that are unacceptable when used against other posters.

No warning issued.

He’s specifically fixated on the rape / sexual abuse / sexual humiliation of women.

hope that helps

Okay, so Skald’s made an appearance - where the hell is Laudenum?

Two posts and that’s it?

I spit in this pit’s general direction. >phhhttt<