Skald the Rhymer is annoying

But why even open it?

Whatever, you did and you found it annoying. Now that you’re here, you might as well let loose.

I very sincerely doubt it.

That’s the BEST kind of Pitting, innit?

I now she gets a lot of shit around here, but I like even sven. There is plenty that she contributes.

I think even sven is pretty cool guy. eh talks about cameroon and doesn’t afraid of anything.

I’m certain that’s the drunkest thing I’ve ever seen you post.

Gal. Even sven is female.

She’s not that cool of a guy, and she does afraid of admitting she’s wrong, that’s fur shore.

She can talk about cameroons all she wants. I still don’t like no coconut candy.

Well, I got it, at least.

I didn’t give you enough attention, Seven? Moving on to hopefully more risible Dopers?

(let me guess…you don’t know what that means :-? )

Don’t fuck with the boards favorite asses, you probably won’t stick around long enough to find out who they are.

regards

Ayup. ::Hands ETF popcorn and a lawn chair::

I am not an ass. I am an asshole. Please get it straight.

I propose that Skald be dealt with immediately by TPTB. If we can find enough rope, he should be hanged.* If not, then shooting to death by musketry will have to suffice.

*- Yes, this is the correct word. I have no idea whether or not Skald is hung, and I have no desire to find out, thankyewverymuch.

Wait, wait. Even seven knows even sven exists? Is this intentional?

…do I need popcorn? Maybe some Runts, I like Runts during a show.

Damnit, now you’ve ruined my contemplated post in the appropriate last names thread. I was going to suggest that I may change my last name to Asshole.

Which part of “Skald is an asshole” was unclear to you?

I like the way Skald writes. I don’t know as I’ve ever paid much attention to what he says; I just like the way he says it. It’s just so. . .literate.

:mad: Snob! What’ve you got against illiteracy, anyway?

I still don’t like no coconut candy. even sven can keep them macaroons to herself.
I now propose that Even Seven should change his name to Seven Eleven.