A man enters a room and sees a beautiful naked woman lying prone on a bed. She looks over at him and smiles seductively.
The man’s first name is Willie. What is his last name?
I’m guessing that the answer is something like Duher, or something phonetically close to that? As in, “Will he do her”?
Here’s a hint. The answer is in the form of ____ or ___. As in two last names are possible, and make the joke.
Willie Dewar or Knott?
Not bad. But knott the answer.
I’m going to spoiler it, as it’s past my bedtime.
Turner or Tailor.
I think Naylor would have worked just as well.
Focker?
Nelson.
'cause that’s the way he rolls.
and if it were two men in there, their names would be Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice
I think you mean Phil McCracken.
Or Michael Fitzpatrick and Patick Fitzmichael.
It doesn’t work as well for the either/or requirement. Actually, it doesn’t work at all.
I’m pretty sure it’s Phil McCavity.
Smith.
No. Actually I didn’t mean that at all. But thank you just the same.
I think you mean Phil McCavity.
McCracken is recognizable as a real name. I’ve never heard of anyone actually named McCavity or McCrevice.
Clinton.
What about Macavity - The Mystery Cat?