Does this mean the movie The Green Slime will be totally banned?
Thank goodness.
Drop hunny on it from the top of stairs. It’s the only way to be sure.
Dude, what does my preference in porn have to do with this thread? Please kindly leave The Green Slime out of this altogether.
Why the hate, brother? :dubious:
[sub]Yes, I’m kidding. Maybe.[/sub]
Dammit, just when I was banking on bukkake becoming the next Laurence Welk. Gonna have to change my investments, then.
No, it gets worse. The box for Twister reads, and I swear I’m not making this up:
**Rated PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather. **
It’s even on the IMDB listing. Really.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day, maybe even all week. 
we’ve got to take off and nuke the 100 acre wood from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I now know what my calling is in life.
It’s to write a full-length version of DocCathode’s Aliens in the 100 Acre Wood.
Sign me up for a copy! Thanks Doc (and you too Rufus), that was beautiful.
Wasn’t the porn movie actually Behind the Green Slimy Door?
If the slime is green, see a gynecologyst now!
I just assumed that the people behind the movie write those ridiculous warnings as a form of publicity. Is it possible that the warnings, while required by the MPAA, can be written by those involved with the movie?
By the by DocCathode your story cracked me up. Since I have a major sore throat and cough, the laughing made me hack up slime. Now I have to get an MPAA warning tatooed on my face. Thanks a bunch.
What’s odd about this is last night I was watching a Disney movie in which a young boy dumped a bucket of slime onto the principal’s head. Disney, for Og’s sake!
I, for one, am glad that the MPAA has nothing to with the FCC.
I can just see it.
Kanga is squirming and wailing and then suddenly Roo pops up out of her pouch.
Phew!
Followed by and ALIEN!
I’ll have your flan. I love it.
I’m having flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, sopapillas, flan, flan, flan, and flan.
(cue mariachis)
“Flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flannity flan, wonderful flan! Flannity flan, wonderful flan!”
(/mariachis)