Slippery prison blues

Most (all?) people who knew him from the outside do not wish him well.

We have a number of folks in custody whose surviving friends and family most fervently wish that said inmates suffer and then die.

Two questions, possibly contradictory:

  1. what is “toilet hooch”? :confused:

  2. do I really want to know? :eek:

Yeah, QtM, I saw your respone. An understandable, but sad (in a way)situation nevertheless. Then again, I don’t know what crimes he was successfully prosecuted for either.

Probably not, but “toilet hooch” is that intoxicating liquid produced by putting various fruit and starches along with a little yeast (bread lifted from the kitchen, actual yeast lifted from the bakery) and some water all together in a convenient receptacle (very commonly a toilet, also sometimes a foot soak basin) and waiting a bit for it to ferment.

Frankly, I don’t know what he did either. For me, knowing tends to interfere with practicing good medicine, so I don’t tend to find out. I just know he’s in for a loooong time and nobody likes him, in or out.

QtM - What do they use as a toilet while they’re fermenting their shudder strange brew?

StG

Toilet Hooch…hmmm. Catchy title, I think we might have a Broadway musical in the works.

On preview, I see Zabali’s concerns, and it’s a sad situation. Dr Q, I remember from these boards when you made the career change to work as a prison physician. They’re lucky to have you there.

He’s marginalized himself?

Gorgeous twist, you’re evil! :smiley:

snort Ow. snort Ow.

::applauding madly::

My gut instinct was right.

I really didn’t want to know.

I’ll take two copies, please. Qadgop, will you autograph mine?

“It rubs the butter on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
(And yeah, I’d like a copy of the Qadgop the Mercotan Story as well.)

I dunno. Perhaps familiarity with Qadgop’s stories breeds contempt, but I think I’d have to give Sampiro the edge in this competition.

Now, if only they could collaborate… hey, wait a minute! Sampiro, do you think you could convince any of your family members to start committing crimes in the state of Wisconsin? Please?

Prison wine

Just keep scrolling down until you find it.

Hey, Qadgop, do you think your prison would allow a Dope field trip?

I have a suggestion for the tittle
You Can’t make This Shit Up!

Put me down for a copy.

No kidding! Me too.

I’d be willing to swap 10 cases of ginger beer for a signed First Edition, First Printing of “You Can’t Make This Shit Up!”

Great link! Thanks!

Next time our institution holds an open house, I may put out a call for dopers. I could only take a handful, but I guarantee you an interesting experience.