Bundaburg??
That title won’t do, though. Working title: "In the belly of the belly of the Beast, or ‘Guess what I got to do at Work today, Dear’ ".
Qadgop, I humbly offer my services to help you proof and edit your autobiography, free of charge.
(That way, I can come and post a thread that I got to read it before any other dopers.)
Why do I keep getting the mental image of the evil hencman Pat, from the Tick show? 
Oh well, I tried.
Just think, with a little luck you could become the James Herriott of prision doctors.
I’m sure my mom and I would take a copy!! 
Well done Elelle
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Oh. My. doG.
That is a truly nasty read! Glad I already had lunch. Thanks for sharing.
I’d be interested to find out if skincare products are defined thus in women’s prisons?
Butterskin man doesn’t associate with bagel-penis guy, does he?
Because I don’t think I could handle that.
QtM, you work in a maximum security facility, I gather? I’m just curious because a close relative of mine was in prison in Wisconsin a few years back, though he was never in maximum security. Nevertheless, it always brings an added dimension to your stories.
Whoa, really? I was just kidding-they’d seriously allow that? That would rule!
Yes, they are. If skin treatments are medically necessary, they are provided for by medical. If not, inmates can purchase a few such items from the institution canteen.
Every few years, employees are allowed to bring in a few guests on a specific day where the institution is open for guests. Elfbabe paid a visit last year. I believe there was a thread about it.
If he was in prison in Wisconsin, most likely he spent a brief time at the central intake center, which is a Max facility. There, everyone gets processed and assessed, and classified for security purposes. Many move from the Max intake center off to medium or minimums, but they are in max custody while there.
And yes, I work in a Max. But not the Supermax.
Not to my knowledge. But I’m glad to see that some here remember bageldog man. 
Damn hard to forget.
Pruno is the other name for prison hooch.
And yeah, add me to the waiting list for the book.
The inmates in the women’s prison in adelaide have it good - they get boxes of spring water (if they buy them) which come with those plastic ‘bladders’ inside. So they’ve been known to slit open the bladders and stuff them with bread and fruit and sugar then sit the bladder back inside the box somewhere safe. It’s still rank, but at least they don’t have to dedicate their toilet to it.
Dad, I think what jjimm was asking was if skin lotions are defined as a “basic hygiene product” in women’s prisons, allowing them to get it for free without showing medical necessity, even though they are not so defined in your facility.
I don’t think you want to give a bunch of male prisoners Crisco. :smack: