Lt. Colonel Jay Folds is not amused:
“Clean your patches, uniforms and get your hair cut.”
I can’t imagine a more terrifying phrase passing my commander’s lips, especially after performing poorly during an operations inspection.
What else could he do to you? You’re *already *stationed in North Dakota!
Eielson Air Force Base, for starters. Or just a straight up general discharge which works out to a big smoking hole in your resume.