Have they changed the Welcome signs at the borders yet? They used to say: “Welcome to Iowa, please set your clocks back 20 years” ?
I got a million.
MBG, whose mom was born and raised in Valley Junction, and who has scads and scads of relatives still living there, and who teases in a kid hearted way.
“Syn-propanethial-S-oxide?” That’s what she said!
(I suck at this.)
Hey-hey, it’s obscure trivia challenge time:
What do “onion”, “headache” and “tormentor” have in common?
To what fictional detective was this similarity useful in solving a case and what final revelation did it lead to?
This is better than my favourite local headline from rural Oxfordshire in years gone by:
PET DUCK STOLEN
Front page. 6-inch high letters. With a picture of the duck.
I was sent the front page of the Fort Worth, Texas, newspaper one time with “Poodle Slain with Arrow” in huge letters as the headline.
If you want to communicate, you’ll need to be a Des Monad.
(Only funny to people not reading this thread. I’m only trying to curry favor, really.)
Hell, in my world, that glass is completely full.
My ex-wife threw a thermos jug at the back of my head. Scored a direct hit, too. Not a word in the newspaper, either. Maybe if it had been an onion------
What, you mean it’s still the eighties in Iowa?
Rad!
In some parts of DSM – industrial parks and lo-rise apartment complexes – it appears to be still the '70s.
I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. And that is: You should always just kill her and hide the body.