What’s the deal with the third panel? What is that thing half-way in that guy’s butt? Looks like a T-bone steak to me, or maybe it’s the world’s most sadistic rectal thermometer.
I’ve read the question and the column several times and I cannot figure out anything. I have to agree it looks like a steak. I have to wonder if the column was edited after the cartoon was already done. Maybe there was something that would have made sense. It is obviously a neaked butt eith something hanging out of it.
The column discusses several things, including subclinical infections and tissue culturing, in a rather cursory fashion. The illustration might refer to a gross sort of biopsy, or it might suggest that subclinical infections (or the column itself) are “half-assed.”
I think it has to do with the virus lying in its dormant state. Herpes lives in your body, typically the nervous tissue (i.e. the spinal column). Why he dissected the buttocks to represent the spinal column would be a mystery.