Dude, great response. I really suck at writing poetry so whenever anyone writes poetry (even bookaholic), I am quite impressed.
Anaptyxis
Composed with quickness,
But a clerihew classically
Is written biographically.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You say it is your friend,
That is the brat.
But in reality,
It’s you.
How did I do? 
Bumping this – so how did it go?
There were no survivors.