Smoke gets in your...vagina?

Factual Questions
1

I won’t go into how I managed to find this, but here it is – a vaginal speculum with smoke tube.

I presume this is to administer smoke, not to inhale burning vagina smoke (band name!).

My question is…is this some sort of woo treatment for the vapors or other female troubles? Googling “smoke in vagina” only brought me numerous pages references to blowing marijuana smoke in vaginas to increase the high, but said smoke was delivered lips to lips, so to speak.

Can anyone shed light on what the purpose of this device is?

2

Maybe they are vacuuming out smoke from some form of operation, cauterization etc.

3

Somebody thought a very old joke was factual? …

Actually, a little bit of searching turns up things like:

4

Sounds like the second act of the donkey show in Tijuana.

5

they blow smoke rings there.

6

Some people have to ensure structural integrity?

7

old joke

do you smoke when you finish?

I dont know, I never looked.

8

Fumigation.
Moving on…

9

So…burning vagina smoke. :eek:

10

Oh dear, now we’ll have to have the drapes cleaned.

11

Do they match the carpet?

12

Now, laughing friends deride…
Nah, terrible song idea.

13

Yabob and V C got the correct answer. That’s a speculum with a smoke evacuator, people! Using electro and laser cautery devices intravaginally to destroy lesions is a routine practice, and it is a smoky procedure. Hook the speculum up to the wall suction, and the smoke clears quickly.

14

Neat tool doc, where do you get something like that?

Ebay!

Ummm, I just remembered I have somewhere else to be.

15

A couple on an adult website on which I used to moderate decided to test if you could *actually *blow smoke up someone’s ass. They camm’ed the experiment. A piece of sanded PVC pipe was used to connect the smoker to the, um, smokee.

It was proven that you can indeed literally blow smoke up someone’s ass.

However, the smokee reported that one also farts a lot after.

So I wonder…would the device in the OP cause smoke queefs? (band name!)

ETA: Damn; it’s to remove smoke. That’s not nearly as interesting.

16

Sounds like you need one of these

:eek:

17

My first thought was…

“…to pacify the bees in there.”

You don’t want to get stung during the act, do you?

18

May as well have a coffee too…

19

On eBay apparently. Thank God for the Internet, right? I’ll have to go pick up two of these, just in case.

20

I recall reading about embalmers blowing smoke into the body cavities of corpses.