Smokers stink.

Speaking of which, since both pocketed butts and littering have been mentioned as supremely offensive actions, am I a bigger asshole if I pocket the butt, which is stinky, or leave it on the ground, which is littering? I’m just curious, not that I expect that I can actually appease people by doing anything other than dying of cancer. :rolleyes:

You think it’s ok to die of cancer on my tax dollar? No.

What you can do is purchase a mechanism that will ‘field clean’ your cigarette and contain said toxins in a hazmat approved apparatus. I believe one was linked to in this thread.

What do you currently do with it?

You missed a spot.

Delicious.

The worst offender of this type I’ve ever had the misfortune to experience was male and college-aged. He was on my university campus, and *a full half-block *in front of me when I first smelled him. It only got worse as I got closer, until I was forced to theorize that he had *literally bathed *in cologne.

My seventh grade teacher was pretty bad that way, too. The class was pretty well convinced that he used cologne in lieu of bathing most mornings.

I bought a portable ashtray when I was living in Japan. (Pretty much just a little pouch lined with something non-flammable.) No clue if you can get them here, but I still have mine somewhere, even tho I don’t smoke anymore. And IME, snuffed butts, when you’ve shredded the ends off against the ground or a pole or something, don’t reek nearly as bad as a started cigarette you’ve snuffed and are saving as a relight for later, which I think was what the person in question was bitching about.

Don’t answer! It’s a trap!

My mom has one - I can ask her where she got it if anyone is genuinely interested.

I can help you out with that - it’s almost certainly Axe or Drakkar Noir.