That’s right! The Parents Television Council, has on their website clips of the “dirtiest moments on TV”! :eek: So, why waste your time flipping through channels, hoping to find something raunchy, when the nutbags have done all the hard work for you!?! All to protect the children! (Gee, I should have used that excuse when one of my exgirlfriend’s asked me about my porn collection. “I’ve got it to protect children from seeing it!” 
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Perfect! What could be more tempting to children than a great big Do Not Look At This! sign?
:wally es.
This was my favorite part …
:rolleyes:
A good source for finding smut on TV, but for movies you’ll want to check the Screenit website. It’s another family oriented site that previews movies and warns parents of potentially objectionable content. I find it a useful guide for determining if new releases have enough nude scenes to make them worth my entertainment dollar.
Incredible. I’m surprised there was no “I am under 18” button linking to yahoo.com or disney.com.
I like this one: " House Approves Stiffer Indecency Fines"
[Beavis] Heh heh heh - he said “stiffer” [/Beavis]
Shouldn’t that be active xxx controls?
I like the comment
Contains gratuitous teen sex. Airs at 8/7 Central.
Hee hee hee. Reminds me of the Meese Report (am I dating myself? Well, that’s ok, there were a number of pictures in there of people dating themselves :D).
Between then and now I’ve…welll, become an adult. And lived though the internet porn revolution. And become a pervert. So suffice to say I’ve seen some pretty weird stuff. I’ve searched for some pretty weird stuff.
But still, after all this time the only time I’ve seen a woman being fucked by a pig was thanks to Ed Meese. Gee, thanks Ed :rolleyes: .
I LOVED the Meese report. It was better than Penthouse Forum. It had page after page of graphic descriptions of the contents of hard-core sex mags and films. Way better stuff than I could afford. It was one of the few times I wasn’t pissed off with the way Congress was spending my tax dollars.
I was too little for the Meese report, but I remember when the Starr report came out and everyone was craving after cigars…
Gotta love this stuff!
Don’t forget the CAP Movie Ministry. Although it doesn’t contain clips, it does have some of the most unintentionally hilarious movie reviews, complete with biblical references to specific sins!
“Oh. My. God!
[fap fap fap]
Just look at this SMUT!!!
[fap fap fap]
This is just going to send this country to Hell, I tell you!
[fap fap fap]
Why, if it weren’t for us Good Christian Folk,
[fap fap fappity fappity fappity]
Satan would already be here
[fappity fappity fappity]
leading us to carnal depravity and evil sex.
[fappity fappity fapppity]
The only right thing to say is
[fappity fappity fappityfapfapfapfap]
OH JESUS YES! YES! YESSSSSSS!”