Okay, try this for a non-lame insult:
You Are Repulsive*.
[sub]*Defined as follows: [sup]1[/sup]A Goober who leaves out [pretends to forget?] the important part of the insult, which was that they were sharp like NEEDLES. [sup]2[/sup]An Arrogant Ass who says “if you had been, I would have scored,” when told by someone that she is not a sex addict. [sup]3[/sup]A Jerk who knows the girl he’s dating wants more and is unsure of the status of the relationship (because of the way you hang onto her everywhere) from the fact that she asks somewhat frequently, “Are we dating;” to which you say “No,” knowing she’s sooooo desperate for dick she’ll settle for yours. [sup]4[/sup]A Pansy who should see the way his “non-girlfriend” humps and grinds so dirty with every guy at the party before you get there because they dance, unlike you. [sup]5[/sup]A Freak whose whole mouth points inward due to the complete lack of knowledge concerning orthodontistry, and whose eyes bulge out like a Chihuahua being choked. [sup]6[/sup]A Poseur who misses the fact that everyone sees through your “I’m your best buddy” attitude to the preposterous “I could kick your ass” postuering that hides the actual “I don’t like people not liking me” you. [sup]7[/sup]A Deluded Fool who truly believes that little pocket knife you carry is any good against someone 50lbs heavier, 5" taller, and carrying a gun. [/sub]
Oh, and I know what incisors are. But did you know that I also remember my Anatomy text book pointing out that teeth are supposed to actually line up with each other and not go every fucking direction possible other than straight?
Teeth are supposed to be pointy enough to rip through meat and hard plant material. Teeth are not supposed to feel like needles, sending piercing pain through someone else, like a finely and sharply serrated knife being dragged across their skin. The sides of teeth that butt up against each other when lined up properly are not supposed to be sharp like broken glass. Curious how you leave out the actual insult when retelling the story. Trying to make yourself look better? Hmmmm? Is that it?
Wanna know why no one else ever complained? You’ve never been with somone who wasn’t telling herself, from a lack of self-worth and confidence, she was lucky to be with anybody. They weren’t about to make you “mad.” Your present girlfriend included. You do know she fucks everybody, right?
Thanks for the link, but where did all the rest of the OP come from? You know, the whole bit about the GF and all. Is this a personal matter between the two of you?
I would just like to point out that nowhere has it been said that I am or ever was her boyfriend.
I never mentioned you or even replied to you. You brought it to the board. I honestly think that is the most abysmally retarded insult I have ever recieved. Making fun of a person’s teeth? Did I ever make fun of your involuntary features? Breasts, face, hair, giant ass or what-not? Nope. Could I? Ohhh yes!
Contrary to her earlier statment, my present girlfriend is not a whiney, pathetic slut. She is a very intelligent girl who has a sweet spirit and would never say a harsh word to you even though you have the tendancy to be a heinous bitch.
You’re right, I “don’t like people not liking me.” So what? This is not a sign of weakness as you seem to think. I attempted to get along with you, but it seems that your mission in life is to make people dislike you. Mission accomplished.
To sum up:
Insult my teeth. It’s still the stupidest insult I have ever recieved.
Don’t insult my SO or even bring her up in “conversation.” You don’t know her at all and if you have a problem with her it does not belong here in any case.
Shove off you worthless, unwashed, skanky, rumor-spreading, no-subject-dropping, psudointellectual waste of time!
Go bother someone else. I’m not interested in hearing it.
You made it personal when you made a direst statement towards me : “they’re called incisors. Look it up.”
Teeth can be fixed, and other Doper from Dallas can testify to the fact that my ass ain’t as fat as your head.
Oh, she’s your “girlfriend” now? Last anyone else ever heard from her was that you kept telling her that the two of you WEREN’T exclusive at all.
It is a weakness when it’s a pathetic and obvious attempt to ingratiate youself with others.
No, just you dipshit. Only the people who piss me off get what you got. It didn’t work between us because I need someone who’s up where I am in terms of spontinaity, non-conformity, and creativity. Not someone so dull, predictable, and run-of-the-mill as you.
Your right, I am so bad. :rolleyes:
Really, I’m sooooo hurt. That the best you can do?
PS- It’s not a rumor if I have actually witnessed and heard these things from her.
And Gary, I’m very well aware of the hypocrisy showing here. Occasionally priciples must be set aaside momentarily for the real world.
Look, I don’t know you, SMUsax or the background to this situation, but you might want to reconsider doing this by email. You might have a perfectly bona fide case for disliking the guy, his teeth and everything about him - but to the casual bystander it looks like you’re being pretty nasty to the guy and his girlfriend/friend/whatever without much justification.
Yeah… I know I shouldn’t have dragged this here, but surely you’ve had someone be an asshole to such an extreme degree that you really don’t give a shit about propriety and rules. It happens. And since you don’t know much about the two of us, it’s hard to explain my intense reaction.
I really don’t see why I have to justify my self to YOU, jarbaby. Last time I checked, the Mods were in authority. Besides, didn’t I say, in that same post, that I know it shouldn’t be here, but oops! too late, I brought it here in an episode of intense rage? Get off my case.
