That’s actually a pretty cool photo (even if I do hate those little fuckers).

Pass the salt please.

When I lived on the canal as a kid, we had these huge snails, about the size of your palm, and I’d catch (ha!) a bunch of them and set them loose in the pool area to annoy my mother. Fun times.

It’s funny. I don’t mind snails, I think they’re cute. Slugs, on the other hand, squick me right the hell out. Even though they’re nothing more than homeless snails.

You can probably apply some kind of Marxist interpretation to that, if you’re bored.