Well, I thought it was funny.
Can we share our own real-life comebacks?
Cuz I gotta stealth-brag. I never know the right thing to say in the moment. Well, the day of the elections, I had a customer at work straight up ask me who I’d voted for.
I put on a slightly little-girl tone for this one:
“Uh-uh! Nope. If I tell you, it won’t come true.”
Thinking about supper…
“How does a pizza sound?”
“Exactly like a giraffe!”
Oh, I’ve got to use that next election.