Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

Well, I thought it was funny.

Can we share our own real-life comebacks?

Cuz I gotta stealth-brag. I never know the right thing to say in the moment. Well, the day of the elections, I had a customer at work straight up ask me who I’d voted for.

I put on a slightly little-girl tone for this one:
“Uh-uh! Nope. If I tell you, it won’t come true.”

Thinking about supper…

“How does a pizza sound?”

“Exactly like a giraffe!”

Oh, I’ve got to use that next election.