Weirdest thing happened today. I got a Christmas card in the mail.
Okay, that’s not weird in and of itself. But there are some weird things about this:
1 - The return address on the envelope indicates that the card is from a Teresa Wxxxxxx (leaving out the last name here) in Austin, Indiana. I don’t know a Teresa Wxxxxxx. The only person I know in Indiana is a 15-year-old online gaming partner named Alexa, and she doesn’t know my mailing address (and I don’t even know what city she lives in.)
2 - The postmark is from Louisville, Kentucky. What, they don’t have post offices in Indiana?
3 - The actual card is signed “Mickey”, not “Teresa”. I’ve only known two Mickeys in my entire life - a woman I worked with for 4 months about 18 years ago. And she was close to retiring - I would be surprised if she was still alive now (she was a very heavy smoker). And besides, there is absolutely no reason she would be sending me a Christmas card. The other Mickey actually spells her name “Mickee”, she lives here in the same town with me, and I see her weekly. She never misspells her own name.
4 - The stamp on the envelope is weird. The picture appears to be of firefighters raising a flag at the WTC. The text on the stamp says “Heroes”, “USA” and “2001”. The weird part is that there is no denomination on the stamp - it just says “First Class” along the left edge, and has a “+” symbol under the last S in “Class”.
5 - the person has spelled my name incorrectly, writing “Rick” instead of “Rik”. I have used the “Rik” spelling for 23 or 24 years.
There is no handwritten message inside the card. The sender just wrote “Hi Rick” above the preprinted message, and “Love, Mickey” after the preprinted message.
So I’m wondering if this might be some kind of “snail mail” spam, sent by somebody who hopes I will write to the return address to ask “who are you?” so that they can verify that my snail mail address is correct. I’ve seen plenty of e-mail spam that uses that trick.