I’m sitting here at the office on this cold ‘soon to be winter’ days and I’m listening to people around me sniffle and sneeze.
The one thing I have noticed, is that 99% of the time, these people sneeze at least twice. (Ah-chew…Ah-chew) If they sneeze again after a brief pause, it is still a ‘pair-o-sneezes’.
Well, the purpose of the sneeze is to open up the nose passage, right? So it just makes sense to sneeze more than once. Do it twice now and you won’t have to do it twice later.
You single-sneezers are just a rung lower on the evolutionary ladder. The triple-sneezers just took a good thing too far. Seven sneeze Curwin…