ABSOLUTELY!!! “From the makers of the Nerf Crotch Arrow”. Anyone know where I can find that? I’ve tried Kazaa and Share Bear.
Nobody remembers Dan Aykroyd pitching the Bassomatic? That’s always been one of my favourites.
“Mmmm…that’s good bass!”
Robot Insurance, marketed to the elderly who are afraid of everything.
Schmidt’s Gay Beer, with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley.
There are 35 on The Best of Saturday Night Live: SNL Goes Commercial.
Aside: What crappy search engine (Amazon’s) will ONLY find As Time Goes By tapes to match a search for SNL Goes Commercial?
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A classic: Jewess Jeans, starring the inimitable Gilda Radner. Very late-70s. Fantastic. “They’re skin tight! They’re out of sight!”
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Handi-Off. Who can forget “I’ll meet you at seven?” (Phil Hartman). “Make it five!” (Jan Hooks) And don’t forget Toe-Rific!
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Hi, Opal!
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Oops, I crapped my pants! “Let’s imagne this pitcher of iced tea represents a gallon of your liquid feces.” 'nuff said…
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It was a take-off on Smucker’s jelly: the worse the name, the better the jelly had to be. There was Painful Rectal Itch, Monkey Vomit, Death Camp, etc.
“Let’s face it: sprays just cover it up. And who has time for soaking? Step up to the real thing. Step up…to ‘Ass Don’t Smell’!”
I love the Old Glory robot insurance, where Sam Waterson emphasizes the need for comprehensive coverage for robot attacks in this modern age.
Nerf Crotch Bat is great too, but unfortunately I’ve never been able to find it on Gnutella.
UnuMondo
Hank.
Yeah, I’m a geek…
I love the ad for Bad Idea jeans, which I think was a spoof of those Dockers ads where you heard the people talking, but the shot was only from the waist down. The best line from that ad…
“I was going to use a condom, but then I thought, when am I going to be in Haiti again.”
The recent one with the “retro style” kotex pads was a hoot. The ladies had the huge bulge on their butts, and when they wore shorts half the thing stuck out. Part of that hip retro style!
one word: McSushi!
Just yesterday I was thinking back fondly on John Belushi and little chocolate donuts. I fall down laughing picturing this supposed Olympic athlete eating a bowl of donuts and smoking a cigarette.
“Try New Shimmer - its a floor wax…and a dessert topping!”
“Quarry Cereal - its better because its mined.”
“Swill - Fresh, Bottled Water from the Hudson River”
The champ, for me at least, is still Colon Blow (and Super Colon Blow). When that came on I had just taken a tremendous bong hit and I laughed so hard I threw up. I may never live that one down.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream
Litter Critters–especially the whistle.
iMesh! i just found it on iMesh!
My two all-time favorites (Schmidt’s Gay Beer and the Clucking Chicken) have already been done… so I’ll cite
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Will Ferrell’s “Dissing Your Dog” (modifying your dog’s behavior via sarcasm and insults)
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Dillon-Edwards financial services. I KNOW the website name was stupid, immature and utterly unfunny. But I cracked up like a 12 year old every time they said it, just the same.
Victoria Jackson.
I, for one, loved the fake infomercial with Heather Locklear as the host cheerfully spouting off all kinds of racial slurs while Mike Myers looks horrified and the phone banks start ringing off the hook with complaints.
“You couldn’t get it cheaper from a drunken Indian!”
“Hey, it’s not any dumber than acid-washed.”
When I first saw the Jason X trailer, I thought for sure it had to be an SNL fake commercial.
(for those of you who haven’t seen it, there’s a link from here: http://www.jasonx.com/index_main.html)
On another tack… which real commercials had you thinking it had to be an SNL fake commercial?
p.s. I kept waiting for Jason to say “Do you know you’ve been X’ed?”
One of those with a concept that is so simple, so immature … but so hilarous.
Along the same lines, more recently there was Kotex Classic.