Wow, I can’t wait to get my mouth around his balls.
Oh…that’s very different. Never mind!
Why am I up here wasting my valuable time telling you this? To tell you the truth, I’d rather be out smoking hash in the street!! I could be out smoking hash in the street, but nooooooooooo!
And now, Howard Shore and his All Nurse Orchestra!
Toonces can drive, just not very well.
Nerf + crotch = lots of fun!
Yeah … they all thought I’d be the first one to go. I was one of those “Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Good-Looking Corpse” types, you know? But I guess they were wrong.
No Coke. Pepsi!
Can I get that with fries?
No fries, chips.
Everyone knows light-skinned negroes are smarter than dark-skinned negroes.
(Julian Bond to Garrett Morris)
Roll over, Liberty.
It’s too early for a cheeseburger. Can I get a tuna fish sandwich instead?
Shut up! Shut up! I can’t believe you still don’t shut up!
Swear to God, Curtin!
Here he comes from the frozen North, Big Red!
I Dance!
And if they must bar wars, please let these Star Wars staaaayyyyy
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel.
And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can’t break free…because they’re made of metal, and robots are strong.
Warning: May cause rectal distension.