I’m just a caveman.
Step 1: Cut a hole in that box…
It’s a floor wax!
No, it’s a dessert topping!
I’m Gumby dammit!
To see if you qualify for a career in diplomacy, take this easy test, right now, in the privacy of your own home. Listen closely. You’re having dinner with some foreign dignitaries and someone says something anti-American. You
(A) shoot him and create an international incident.
(B) pretend you didn’t hear it and ask him to pass the sweet and sour shrimp.
You’d be surprised how many people say “A.”
Great! I’ll write it on my penis so I won’t forget!
Stop! I’ve heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished.
Get a life!
I’ve had gonnorrhea 5 times.
You Look Marvelous!
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
By the time we’re done, you’ll all be wearing gold-plated diapers.
Isn’t that special!
Oh you like the juice?? I get you some more juice.
Remember, darling, it’s more important to look marvelous than to feel marvelous.
Don’t jerk me around, Norm! It’s a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
For those of you that don’t habla Español, ‘El Niño’ in Spanish means … ‘the Niño’!
Ohhhhh, noooooooo
For three glorious days, I handed my love-ah plump strawberries and smoked duck meat. She purred and giggled under the weight of my thrusting body, her mouth agape with a mixture of pleasure, longing, and duck meat.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.