Your story has become tiresome.
ONE ton of fan mail!
I getta ONE ton of fan mail.
One ton of faaaaaaaaannn maaaillllllllll…
Who is Craven Moorhead?
Apparantly you are Trebek.
Live, from New York, it’s Satuday Night!
¿Quien es mas macho, Lloyd Bridges o Richardo Monteban?
My Barbara Bush is getting bigger by the minute. I call it that because well, it’s white, and a bunch of people took pictures of it in the nineties.
Hear me now und believe me later…
Is it be-nig? Or is it…malig-NANT?
“Rick…Rick Rick Rick…I don’t wanna touch the iguana, Rick…”
We make change.
Say, who’s the barber here, anyway?
You do not talk to me like that!! I work too hard to deal with this stuff!! I work too hard!! I’m a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!!
Don’t put yer lips on it!
What if it was a hurricane named Ditka?
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see
Just cinch it!
Try holding the rake this way, honey.
Don’t put yer lips on it!