Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry

[FXMastermind]

@Tibby or Not Tibby

Yeah, but what if that balloon was filled with nitroglycerin?

And what if it was something thrown into the quarry?

[FXMastermind]

@madsircool

If you consider that SB is a little Aspergery then his reactions make sense.

But nothing can explain the assholes response to throwing shit down a quarry.

[Ludovic]

@Tibby or Not Tibby

Yeah, but what if that balloon was filled with nitroglycerin?

Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

[FXMastermind]

Now, when I am chopping up shit on a cutting board, on my granite counter top, instead of thinking “Jesus fuck this goddamn chunk of granite cost a shit ton of money”, I think of Bo, out there somewhere, typing lol, and then chuckling when it gets changed to throwing shit down a quarry, and I realize the ineffable tragic truth.

I have no life.

[Tibby]

@Ludovic

Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

And Hitler. I heard his Luftwaffe dropped nitroglycerin balloons on London during the Blitz.

[FXMastermind]

Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.

So there’s that

[wonky]

@Ludovic

Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

This thread is advocating illegal child labor.

[FXMastermind]

Yeah but at least there is no clock involved

:rolleyes:

[bucketybuck]

@FXMastermind

The humor of this is in watching the hubristic here run smack into the inevitable peripeteia. Then, rather than realize they have come face to face with Nemesis, they think of it as the Streisand effect, doubling down on ignorance and confusion.

Then, just when you think the joke is wearing thing, the oppressed and bitter take up the mantle of Demosthenes, never realizing they are more akin to Thrasylochus, making it all tragic-comedy. Certainly the barbs and slings of anger, along with the firm injustice and the wailing and gnashing of teeth turns it into a slapstick parody, with Othello thinking he is Iago, and the dance steps it up a notch or two.

Good times, good times

@FXMastermind

And what if it was something thrown into the quarry?

@FXMastermind

But nothing can explain the assholes response to throwing shit down a quarry.

@FXMastermind

Now, when I am chopping up shit on a cutting board, on my granite counter top, instead of thinking “Jesus fuck this goddamn chunk of granite cost a shit ton of money”, I think of Bo, out there somewhere, typing lol, and then chuckling when it gets changed to throwing shit down a quarry, and I realize the ineffable tragic truth.

I have no life.

@FXMastermind

Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.

So there’s that

@FXMastermind

Yeah but at least there is no clock involved

:rolleyes:

Seriously dickwad, who are you even talking to?

[FXMastermind]

I could ask the same of you, but I don’t feed trolls.

Oh shit. I just did.

[Rigamarole]

Step it up, FX. It doesn’t feel like you’re trying hard enough.

[FXMastermind]

I know. The problem is, I actually don’t really give a shit.

[Tibby]

@FXMastermind

Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.

So there’s that

You can say all you want about old ‘Dolf, but you can’t say he didn’t have a wacky sense of humor.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@bucketybuck

Seriously dickwad, who are you even talking to?

You should see his weather climate Pit thread. He goes for months just talking and replying to himself. Then he’s silent for months and then he comes back to reply to himself with a new link he found and then he starts talking to himself again.

I find it very Let’s go down to the quarry and paint turtles.

[FXMastermind]

Thanks Tahssa

[DSeid]

In case anyone is interested … the poster muttering to himself has by far more posts in this thread than anyone else at 58 currently, followed by Anamen and then SB.

How high can he go?!

[bobot]

Thanks for bumping this thread! I thought it might be dead. The way people are getting themselves wound up about Snowboarder Bo’s catchphrase says a lot more about them than it does about Snowboarder Bo or his use of the phrase.

[DSeid]

Given who has posted most of the posts in this thread (very few that expressed much annoyance at the automated tic itself and a few more mocking SB’s pathetic whine of being bullied in the Pit) the way in which some people react over one or two posters mildly expressing relatively mild annoyance said a lot more about them …

But nah this thread is dead. Someone just pissed on the grave tis all. No hand of Carrie about to jump out here.

[splatterpunk]

@bobot

Thanks for bumping this thread! I thought it might be dead. The way people are getting themselves wound up about Snowboarder Bo’s catchphrase says a lot more about them than it does about Snowboarder Bo or his use of the phrase.

Really? What exactly does it say about them?

Jesus fuck, “x says more about y than it does about z” has to be the stupidest, laziest and most meaningless “argument” trotted out on this board.

[bobot]

@splatterpunk

Really? What exactly does it say about them?

Jesus fuck, “x says more about y than it does about z” has to be the stupidest, laziest and most meaningless “argument” trotted out on this board.

It says that people get off on upsetting themselves.