Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@the lone cashew

This post reveals much about the mentality of Snowboarder Bo. He acknowledges he intrudes upon others.
But it’s only for a duration that Bo deems acceptable, and why he doesn’t give a fuck. :rolleyes:

Everyone that doesn’t stay shut inside their house “intrudes” on others.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-5/frame-toby

I googled the phrase and got this page.

@The Office

Phyllis: Where’s your place?
Jim Halpert: [awkwardly] Oh, it’s on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry?
Phyllis: [disappointingly] Oh.
Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!
Jim Halpert: Definitely we should.

So after all this time of Bo claiming to have used the phrase in context, it turns out he was lying. What a shocker.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@SenorBeef

You’re both pieces of shit. You start throwing this bullshit around people who don’t understand the context and you can give the impression that I’ve done something remotely like that.

To anyone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, someone was posting “which bad outcome would you pick” horrible hypotheticals in IMHO, and basically I said it’s ridiculous to pick choosing to be crippled from the neck down or blind for life rather than fuck a parent once. Which then turns into “senorbeef wants to bang his mom so bad!” amongst these butthurt morons, just because they’re so mentally weak as to be unable to answer a silly hypothetical question.

I guess it’s a good thing I never was posed the hypothetical “would you rape a child, or allow 5 billion people to die in nuclear war” because then everyone could go around saying “OMG SENORBEEF IS A CHILD RAPIST”

As for Bo, I’d support banning him over this. It’s obviously trolling at this point. I get that he’s so retarded that he actually thought it was funny at one point, but since enough people have tried to beat him over the head with the idea that it’s not, the only reason he can continue to do it is trolling.

Waaah-waaaah-waaaah, motherfucker.

[Steophan]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Everyone that doesn’t stay shut inside their house “intrudes” on others.

You probably actually believe that, and it would explain your behaviour.

Shame it’s bullshit.

[Rhythmdvl]

@Lord_Ashtar

So after all this time of Bo claiming to have used the phrase in context, it turns out he was lying. What a shocker.

IIRC the episode was part of the thread; the “joke” came from the thread. I.e. the context he’s referring to is the thread, not the episode.
I still don’t get why Bo chose to make this his defining Board moment. I liked him, I guess, and it’s not that I don’t anymore, it’s just, I don’t know, off-putting. Not only the forced joke–it’s really contrived–but the [Cartman]I do what I want![/Cartman]
ETA: Apologies to Bo for talking in the third person.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Rhythmdvl

ETA: Apologies to Bo for talking in the third person.

Bo doesn’t mind that you did that. He understands the need for it sometimes.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Lord_Ashtar

So after all this time of Bo claiming to have used the phrase in context, it turns out he was lying. What a shocker.

The context is that it’s a replacement of LOL, based on the thread when the phrase was used that way by someone off board. Not the context of the show.

Still stupid, though.

[Rhythmdvl]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Bo doesn’t mind if you do that. He understands the need for it sometimes.

Bo Knows.

[Aji_de_Gallina]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Bo doesn’t mind that you did that. He understands the need for it sometimes.

So, Bo, what your ETA in the quarry?
We’re waiting here and I gotta tell my wife what time I’m coming back.

[VinylTurnip]

@SenorBeef

You’re both pieces of shit. You start throwing this bullshit around people who don’t understand the context and you can give the impression that I’ve done something remotely like that.

To anyone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, someone was posting “which bad outcome would you pick” horrible hypotheticals in IMHO, and basically I said it’s ridiculous to pick choosing to be crippled from the neck down or blind for life rather than fuck a parent once. Which then turns into “senorbeef wants to bang his mom so bad!” amongst these butthurt morons, just because they’re so mentally weak as to be unable to answer a silly hypothetical question.

My post was referring to the movie Spanking the Monkey, whose main character has sex with his mother and then jumps into a quarry. I didn’t get Happy Lendervedder’s follow-up comment because I never read the thread you’re referring to.

Still, I enjoyed your speech. Very impassioned; I could almost feel the heat from your cheeks. You seem to be going ballistic a lot lately—is that your new thing?

[SenorBeef]

@VinylTurnip

My post was referring to the movie Spanking the Monkey, whose main character has sex with his mother and then jumps into a quarry. I didn’t get Happy Lendervedder’s follow-up comment because I never read the thread you’re referring to.

Sorry then. You are off the “piece of shit” list and restored to full rights and priviledges.

Still, I enjoyed your speech. Very impassioned; I could almost feel the heat from your cheeks. You seem to be going ballistic a lot lately—is that your new thing?

I don’t think it’s a trend really, just a couple of coincidences of dipshittery coming in my direction.

[Ostrya]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Everyone that doesn’t stay shut inside their house “intrudes” on others.

A complete bs of an excuse for being deliberately obnoxious when going about your everyday business.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Snowboarder_Bo

What’s that? Your blood is boiling? That’s humor, friend.

@SenorBeef

And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling.

Whoosh!

[lieu]

Okay, did I just see some ad during the games yesterday where some truck, GM maybe, goes down to the quarry?

[CarnalK]

@lieu

Okay, did I just see some ad during the games yesterday where some truck, GM maybe, goes down to the quarry?

OMG! They must read the Dope! A while back I was reading a thread on home building and that same week they had truck ads going to a construction site! What are the odds?!?

[Drunky_Smurf]

@SenorBeef

I wonder if you’re socially retarded enough to actually think you’re funny despite every person you interact with telling you otherwise, or if you’re just a troll.

I find it hilarious. Seven pages of people not only getting their panties all bunched up but actually bunching up spare panties and then shoving those up their ass while they cry into their cheerios like little bitches.

And then this happens:

@SenorBeef

I’m going to go with socially retarded. No one thinks your posting behavior is funny. They might think people getting angry at you being a retard is funny, but that’s not something to hang your hat on.

And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling.

Incidentally, as if your “I’m replacing the word lol with another arbitrary bunch of letters!” wasn’t painfully lame in and of itself, even if you weren’t doing it - and you felt the need to post “LOL!” to different threads without adding any content, that in itself is completely worthless. So you’re stacking something dumb on top of something worthless and then patting yourself on the back for it.

@Snowboarder_Bo

cool story bro

I literally went down to the quarry and threw some shit into it.

[SenorBeef]

Yeah, the predictable internet meme troll response was as funny and creative as when little kids repeat every word you say back to you. You’re almost as half and smart and creative as the average 4channer.

[Ludovic]

@SenorBeef

Yeah, the predictable internet meme troll response was as funny and creative as when little kids repeat every word you say back to you. You’re almost as half and smart and creative as the average 4channer.

umadbro?

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Drunky_Smurf

…Seven pages of people not only getting their panties all bunched up but actually bunching up spare panties and then shoving those up their ass…

QTS.

(Quarry Throw Shit)

(short for Let’s Got Down to the Quarry and Throw Shit Down There)

(In other words, I’m laughing out loud).

Listen, I know Snowboarder Bo claims that he didn’t want to start a meme, but I think he did. I think he did.

And I totally relate. I’m the kind of annoying person that likes memes. There. I said it. Bo does too, I think, so he tried to force it a bit. Not cool. Can’t force it. Gotta let it ‘do what it do’ as they say in the hood. You can give it a nudge sometimes, but if the meme don’t stick, you gotta accept it. Can’t force it.

[Rhythmdvl]

Fuck me, I think I’m lost. Is this the FXMastermind nuclear thread?