Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry

Meh, my guess is The Office but if you want to let the bleedin’ obvious go flying over your head then be my guest.

Yeah, the predictable internet meme troll response was as funny and creative as when little kids repeat every word you say back to you. You’re almost as half and smart and creative as the average 4channer.

[Johnnie Cochran]If the meme don’t stick you must aquit.[/JC]

I wasn’t until that phrase started showing up everywhere. Now every time I see it I have an uncontrollable urge to climb a clock tower with a deer rifle. Odd, that.

I found that amusing, I “climbed a clock tower with a deer rifle” d

Hm. I’m not sure that’s much better.

This whole “go to a quarry and yadda yadda yadda” is too damn long. I’m just going to abbreviate it to “Snowboarded.”

How about -
[Johnnie Cochran]If the meme don’t stick you must quit.[/JC]?

How about everybody -
Bo it out your ass!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

What the heck was wrong with LOL?

Stop trying to make LOL happen!

I bet you never thought you’d see the day where you argued in defense of LOL.

I long for LOL.

I languish for LOL

I watch episodes of ST:NG just to hear Data talk about his daughter Lal, just because.

Sigh.

umadbro and “cool story bro” are terms used almost exclusively by trolls. Why do you continue to want to prove us right, Bo who probably can’t Snowboard?

Oooh burn. You totally nailed him there.

Big T wasn’t lying. Sheesh! That’s what he types instead of typing “LOL” It’s all about context, dude. Lighten up!

Surprised me, too. Humankind unites to fight a greater evil and all that…

Hey, I’m planning on slacking off today at work, and when the boss asks me what I’m doing, I’m going to say “I’m lolling around.”
And she’ll realize that I’m beyond her authority, and walk away muttering “That Bo…”

Who’s with me?

I just LOLed in the toilet.

I heard he snowboards like a motherfuck.

Ya know, down in the quarry.

One of these days Snowboarder Bo is going to go to that quarry and he’s not going to come back. Then you’ll all be sorry!

The walls are hung with velvet that is black and soft as sin,
And little dwarfs creep out of it and little dwarfs creep in

Sorry, every time I see this thread title I think Don John of Austria is going to the war (Chesterton’s Lepanto).

Honestly, I couldn’t care less about Snowboarder Bo’s predilection for exchanging a contentless in-joke for a contentless abbreviation that was at least concise[1]. But I agree here — I’ve only ever seen “umadbro” & co. employed by persons who had withdrawn from any attempt at reasonableness in lieu of mere poking and prodding. Those are phrases that should be taken out back and shot, along with the attitude that gives rise to them.

[1] In James Cunningham’s World, of course, the use of “LOL” would be seen with as much scorn as Bo’s quarry. But we don’t live in James Cunningham’s World, sadly.

Wow. There are, however, no quarries in that poem.