It’s better to go to the quarry than to be sent to the cornfield.
Well, I don’t know about you but I’m going to go down to the quarry and…
masturbate like a motherfucker!
If I go to a quarry, I’m going to get stoned.
I was wondering what to do this weekend. I’ll meet you guys at quarry and I’ll bring the Natural Light beer.
Weed, wanking, and horse piss down at the quarry. Now THATS a good weekend fur sur.
I’m glad someone remembers their Homer.
Remember that dude who boned his own mom and then jumped into a quarry? She was HOT too… I woulda been all over that shit. Whatever happened to that guy?
Well, because he did the wrong thing with his dick, so he gouged his eyes out. Yeah, like it was their fault! Greeks. Go figure.
I’ve noticed that, too - it’s not a bug, it’s a feature! Also, avatars will make the universe go cock-eyed and probably end.
You go, boy. I support your right to overuse something that you think is funny - it’s one of the basic rules of comedy.
I dunno bout that. Ever seen that movie Children of the Quarry?
I think Der Thihs was referring to “It’s a Good Life in the Quarry”.
I think his name was Rex.
I was thinking of this, actually. Forgot it was a remake.
That’s SenorBeef to you.
Wanking? Look you can wank on your own time this is quarry time. Quarry time is when shit get thrown.
Thread winner!
Wasn’t it “motherfuck”?
That was a classic thread! 
I used to make original, funny jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
No, no! you got it wrong. Did you miss this:
You should have said this, instead, Knorf:
Oh, this reminds me of a good jump in the quarry story I heard on a technical scuba divers forum years back. Somewhere up in the northeast was quarry that was a good dive. But it was off limits to diving. So this guy hooks up with another guy thats says they can sneak in and dive at night. So they sneak in using no lights. They plan to turn them on after they get underwater. They are at the edge and the guy insists they just jump in as he’s done it before many times in the past. The second guy is hesitant and finally insists turning on the light for just a moment to see how far it is down the water. Turns out its more like 100 feet give or take to the ROCKS below :eek:
Turns out the quarry had been pumped out recently.
Why would anyone SCUBA dive in a quarry anyway ? The whole point of SCUBA diving is to poke at fish and maybe find a lost Spanish treasure galleon. Or at least just sight-see a bit, I GUESS. But what’s there to see at the bottom of a quarry full of murky ooze ?