Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry

Didn’t James T. Kirk drive a Corvette into a quarry?

You’d be surprised. Some people love it apparently. But mostly because of where they live its pretty much that or nothing.

Oh, and I think Thelma and Loise threw some shit down there once.

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundress Kid

I am duly chastised. Hangs head in shame.

Didn’t their parents ever teach them to not swim in the quarry?

Did you just make that up? It’s pretty damned good. :slight_smile:

Talent borrows, genius steals.

I learned to dive in NW PA and we’d do the final certification dive in a quarry, since it was a more controlled environment than the lake. Wasn’t much to see, but you got your free dive requirement fulfilled. There were a few fish, but mostly mud after the first few divers took their dive.

I don’t know about the people who say that diving a quarry is boring. There is purported to be several old cars and trucks, as well as a train at the bottom of our quarry. Not to mention all of the “stuff” people have thrown in the quarry. The water quality is quite high, and I have also heard of “encounters” with massive fish.

When you put encounters in scare quotes like that, it kinda sounds like divers were fucking the fish.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Troy Mclure would approve!

I think I’ve been spending too much time here. I keep reading the OP as Snowboarder Bo is going to the McGarry.

I don’t think the quarry is handi-accessible. Sue somebody.

Regards,
Shodan

We could always build a ramp!

Would the ramp lead to the treadmill, or the marianas trench.

Aye, but “Let’s go to the quarry and roll stuff down there!” just doesn’t have the same kind of zazz, ya know what I’m sayin’?

No, actually, I don’t. I find that somewhat reassuring.

The jokes are a lie.

In Soviet Russia, quarry throws YOU!

I used to make jokes about video games, then I took an arrow to the cake.

Bo, why not just make it your sig? Then you’ll still be able to post it at least once in a thread, and the rest of the board won’t want to strangle you. See, best of both worlds.