I suggest
Blizzardpalooza,
Snowpocalypse Now,
Snowzilla,
Ice-Tastrophe
Frostnado
Driftsaster
Driftstopia
Snowfuckingway!
Snomigod!
Bah, you kids today with your fancy names. When I was a child, there was a huge blizzard in Chicago, and we just called it “The Big Snow”. Not very imaginative I guess.
We had The Great Blizzard of 1978 in Cleveland. No bomb cyclones or polar vortexes back then.
Hmmm. What term could be used for this…something…something…
The Mother of All Snowjobs.
ATLaska
I came up with popsicalypse last weekend when we got a bunch of sleet and freezing ran before a foot and a half of snow.
Frozenwatergate
Snow man’s land
Snow Country for Old Men
Flurrnado
Me likey!
I call it good business for us Floridians.
Snow me… blizzard
Ragnasnöw, the whiteout of the gods.
Snowlapalooza?
Snowmageddon 2: Frozen Boogaloo?