Name the next scary weather phenomenon

Ages ago, the term “El Nino” was a worrying harbinger of odd weather patterns. But society has since decided that “The Little Boy” isn’t actually a term to inspire terror, so we’ve moved on to other climate and weather terms that seem more cleverly designed to make the public collectively shit their pants.

Snowmageddon.

Polar vortex.

Now, bomb cyclone.

I think we need to come up with a stockpile of terrifying weather and climate phenomena, so that if something bad happens somewhere in the future, we can save some time for newscasters in trying to hype the newest threat to the American way of life.

A few for consideration:

Nuclear summer
Murder winds
Neutron lightning

"Bomb cyclone"refers to a storm undergoing bombogenesis. The term has been used for decades.

You must be a total riot at parties.

Hailbergs

The Hooded Claw

Wintercanes! Snowpocalypse! Bacon Events! Where you fry bacon on the sidewalk, it’s so hot!

I guess someone should tell Randall to update this

Meteorologists are predicting severe Hitler Vortexes this Summer, you guys be careful out there!

Brass-monkey-opolis.

If our weather can have depressions, why not psychotic episodes too?

Oooh, a bipolar vortex!

Snowpocavortexgeddon 2018, Electric Boogaloo.

Severe Trumperstorms.

Apequakes

On a similar note, what’s with the sudden proliferation of ‘super moons’?

Craw!

When every moon is super, no moon will be!

Indeed. Oooo, the moon is slightly bigger and slightly brighter. BFD. Whatever the deal, that supermoon has got a good publicist.

Death Spiral.

Sharknado.

Dew of Death.

Murderous Mist.

Mother of All Vortexes.