I turned in the company car this morning. The low fuel light came on as I was parking it. (Sticking it to The Man, I am.) No eggs for breakfast this morning. So I am down to cheese and crackers, and I note I am down to my last dozen crackers.
Timing is everything.
How about Paul in Italy? They could do with more teachers. And they won’t shut you in a single apartment block.
Bummer!
you landed on your feet before. you will again.
I got home, there was a message for me. I am off to Houston on Tuesday for an interview. Anyone need anything.
Cool. Where’s the job?
Texas, eh? So it’ll be Paul in Purgatory. 
Say hi to Houston for me, willya? I almost got a job there once…
Or maybe Paul in Sao Paolo …
I was just thinking… Since Paul has been in tropical climates for several years now, maybe he would like a change of scenery, like :
Paul in Chamonix for example or maybe Paul in Stockholm ?
I’m hoping for Paul in a Hot Babe.
Hell, I’m hoping for FriarTed in a Hot Babe.
He could move to Florida and be Paul in Port St Lucie.
Hey, welcome back to the U.S., and good luck in the interview! Hope it goes very well for you, and that you love your new gig.
Sorry guys, I just got the job in Saudi. (What was that fired to hired in 2 weeks?)
Wait. WAIT! We hadn’t even reached consensus on your new username yet!
Seriously, though: congratulations. That’s amazingly fast in this economy.
So is it Paul in Saudi (Again) or Paul Back in Saudi?
Congratulations! What’s Arabic for “rebound”? 
Have we discussed Paul of Arabia as a Dopername?
Nope. He doesn’t like the South. Too many racist cops.
Good Luck with the new job in Saudi!!
Well good on you. Makes my 5 months of unemployment look pretty pathetic. 
Paul Near Qatar?