I can’t believe you didn’t go for the “Lucille Ba’al” pun…
…and today we know “Little Ricky” as Rick…Santorum!"
Paul Harvey,…goodday!
Blood makes the crops grow!
This calls for a real Ba’al-buster.
I’ve never heard anything so romantic. A real Hallmark moment. They should put that on a Valentine’s Day card.
You know, that really doesn’t surprise me…
Ba’al-er Status!
Of course. You didn’t see that in your Planned Parenthood pamphlet?
I once learned, on a bus, that some people will carry the newspaper clippings that have made them famous and show them to anybody that’s not in a position to walk away. Even if the clipping is for his arrest for stealing electricity.
He was pleased as punch to explain that he would never be convicted because it had been a visiting friend who had plugged in the extension cord and run it from the laundry room to his apartment, where the electricity had been turned off for non-payment. He only used the lamp, he hadn’t plugged anything in, so he couldn’t be stealing.
His girlfriend was shyly uncertain about the attention of strangers, but obviously proud of him.
And it turns into a Ba’al Womb Blitz.
Amen. I saw that on mouseover and HAD to open the thread!
Fertility of land, not of women.
Personally, I think worshipping Mithras would work better, you can eat the bull after the sacrificial bull-blood shower…
Ouch. Bad pun.
Thnx.