I learned this on the bus yesterday afternoon. See, if you’re pro-choice, you are sacrificing babies to Ba’al.
I learn these things and pass them on to you so that you may learn them, too.
We’ve got the Master Ba’al jones.
So, have you gotten a new gown for the Ba’al Ball?
Yesterday on the train I overheard the phrase “I love you bitch but if you ever shit on me during sex again it’s over.” As I listened I discovered that the gentleman in question had requested anal sex from his beloved on Valentine’s Day. She decided to grant him this favor and during the act lost some control and, shall we say, shit all over his penis. I have never tried so hard not to laugh at something in my entire life.
Didn’t that same thing happen on a Valentine’s Day episode of I Love Lucy?
That Girl, I believe.
This sucks. I’m taking my Ba’al and going home.
That’s a Ba’alsy point of view.
Even though you set yourself up, this deserves a golf clap.
Why would you sacrifice babies to a fertility god? Wouldn’t that sort of defeat the purpose “yes, kill your babies for me so I may better help you to make MOAR BABIEZ!” Maybe he’s just selfish and wants all the kids for himself?
Duh, RECYCLING.
Actually, this was a real practice of the worship of at least one of the gods known at one time or another as “Ba’al”.
OK, last one: Do not taunt happy fun Ba’al.
Weird, seems counter intuitive to me (assuming that Ba’al was a fertility god).
He’s a fertility god. Once the baby’s born, his work is done.
I thought that was molech. Or I could be remembering wrong.
It was. The practice was not uncommon in fertility cults.
It was indeed Molech. Pro-choicers worship Molech.
Not knowingly, of course.
Aren’t we all unwittingly endorsing this religion by using the Phonecian alphabet?
In fact, the abortionist’s scaping tool is the sinister meaning of “Hooked on Phonics.”
pfft Ba’al is so Old World. :rolleyes:
Tlaloc is the proper god for this side of the Atlantic.
Just imagine Toddlers and Tiaras ending with Human Sacrifice. Now THAT is America! 