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So I called my stepbrother instead.

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But then he reminded me that every time he comes over my dog tries to bite him.

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So I agreed to pay my lawyer to feed my dog.

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But he can’t make it to my house until tomorrow.

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So I decided I needed to break out of jail.

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But that might make my problems even worse.

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So I said a prayer for my doggy.

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But then I decided that I should do something that’s actually useful for my doggy.

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So I told my lawyer to ask my neighbor to feed and water him for today.

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But my neighbor was still mad I shot him and refused.

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So I tried another neighbor.

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But this neigh-bor didn’t appreciate my horseplay on YouTube.

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So I set fire to the jail and escaped in the confusion.

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But I stubbed my toe in the escape.

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So I stopped at a park bench to examine it.

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But there was already an old man sitting on the park bench, eye-ing little girls with bad intent.

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SO, she bought a Tazer and a can of mace.

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But she got arrested for carrying harmful objects.

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So I went and hid in the bushes to look at my toe.

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But the bushes were filled with thorns, and I scratched myself up good.